Black Jokes Humor : Another Paradox

[river]

River: I always tell the truth. Except on Thursdays. On Thursday everything I say is a lie.

Destee Fambly: But sista river, today is Thursday.

River: How convenient

Did I tell the truth or did I lie?

Come on yawl, don't be skeered. I won't bite.

 

[truetothecause]

River: I always tell the truth. Except on Thursdays. On Thursday everything I say is a lie.

Destee Fambly: But sista river, today is Thursday.

River: How convenient

Did I tell the truth or did I lie?

Come on yawl, don't be skeered. I won't bite.

Always that dang BOTH/AND....

Today is Thursday, therefore, your statement that you "always tell the truth" is in Fact a lie.

You told the truth that you lied about "always telling the truth"

Is this 'true' or 'false':?: 'correct' or 'incorrect':?:

Now I need to get out that way cause I don't want to get bitten

"I won't bite." River said on THURSDAY....

M.E.

 

[river]

Always that dang BOTH/AND....

Today is Thursday, therefore, your statement that you "always tell the truth" is in Fact a lie.

You told the truth that you lied about "always telling the truth"

Is this 'true' or 'false':?: 'correct' or 'incorrect':?:

Now I need to get out that way cause I don't want to get bitten

"I won't bite." River said on THURSDAY....

M.E.

You are right.

Now if today is Thursday then the statement everything I say on Thursday is a lie is also a lie. Which means i didn't lie but told the truth that what I said is a lie hich means it's not true that I lie which means I am ljying so I must be telling the truth but if it's the truth then it can't be a lie and if it can't be a lie then what I said is not the truth. which means what I said is true.

Are you within biting range? Doesn't matter because I don't bite. Just asking.

 

[truetothecause]

You are right.

Now if today is Thursday then the statement everything I say on Thursday is a lie is also a lie. Which means i didn't lie but told the truth that what I said is a lie hich means it's not true that I lie which means I am ljying so I must be telling the truth but if it's the truth then it can't be a lie and if it can't be a lie then what I said is not the truth. which means what I said is true.

Are you within biting range? Doesn't matter because I don't bite. Just asking.

LOL....I always and still enjoy your Humor! Thanks...

and well YES I am in "biting range" as long as I'm in conversation with someone....


M.E.

 

[Emerald_Queen]

lol...my head's spinning! lol...like it! Now to try my hands at a paradox or something like it...hmm...I think it's best if I wait til my head stop spinnin! lol