Black Jokes Humor : Another Paradox

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  1. river

    river Watch Her Flow MEMBER

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    River: I always tell the truth. Except on Thursdays. On Thursday everything I say is a lie.

    Destee Fambly: But sista river, today is Thursday.

    River: How convenient

    Did I tell the truth or did I lie?

    Come on yawl, don't be skeered. I won't bite.
     
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    Always that dang BOTH/AND....

    Today is Thursday, therefore, your statement that you "always tell the truth" is in Fact a lie.

    You told the truth that you lied about "always telling the truth":10500:

    Is this 'true' or 'false':?: 'correct' or 'incorrect':?:

    Now I need to get out that way cause I don't want to get bitten

    "I won't bite." River said on THURSDAY....

    M.E.
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  3. river

    river Watch Her Flow MEMBER

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    You are right.

    Now if today is Thursday then the statement everything I say on Thursday is a lie is also a lie. Which means i didn't lie but told the truth that what I said is a lie hich means it's not true that I lie which means I am ljying so I must be telling the truth but if it's the truth then it can't be a lie and if it can't be a lie then what I said is not the truth. which means what I said is true.

    Are you within biting range? Doesn't matter because I don't bite. Just asking.
     
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    truetothecause Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    LOL....I always and still enjoy your Humor! Thanks...

    and well YES I am in "biting range" as long as I'm in conversation with someone....


    M.E.

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    Emerald_Queen Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    lol...my head's spinning! lol...like it! Now to try my hands at a paradox or something like it...hmm...I think it's best if I wait til my head stop spinnin! lol
     
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    lol ....
     
  7. river

    river Watch Her Flow MEMBER

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    Which means that you are also within hugging range:grouphug:
     
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