Black Jokes Humor : Another Good Reason To Be Yourself

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This woman had a heart attack. On the operating table she had a near death experience. She asked God "Is this it?"

God: No, you have thirty more years to live.

So when she woke up she decided to make the best of thirty years. She stayed in the hospital and got a face lift, a chin tuck, a hair transplant, breast augment, tummy tuck and liposuction. The whole scaboodle.

After the last operation she walked out of the hospital and was immediately run over by a speedong ambulance. Back in Heaven she confronted God

Woman: I thought you said I had thirty more years to live?

God: Oops. Well to tell you the truth--I didn't recognize you.
 

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