Black Jokes Humor : Another Good Reason To Be Yourself

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  1. river

    river Watch Her Flow MEMBER

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    This woman had a heart attack. On the operating table she had a near death experience. She asked God "Is this it?"

    God: No, you have thirty more years to live.

    So when she woke up she decided to make the best of thirty years. She stayed in the hospital and got a face lift, a chin tuck, a hair transplant, breast augment, tummy tuck and liposuction. The whole scaboodle.

    After the last operation she walked out of the hospital and was immediately run over by a speedong ambulance. Back in Heaven she confronted God

    Woman: I thought you said I had thirty more years to live?

    God: Oops. Well to tell you the truth--I didn't recognize you.
     
  2. queentswana

    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    That's a good one hahaha
     
  3. LURK

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    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    another good one!!1
     
  4. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    :haha: lmbo
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    word up ...........lol
     
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    For real... Lol, thanks.
     
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    Ha Ha Ha...Thanks for the laugh, I needed that!
     
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    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Thank you, that was funny!!!
     
  9. MieNYu

    MieNYu Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Sad, but funny :)
     
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