This woman had a heart attack. On the operating table she had a near death experience. She asked God "Is this it?" God: No, you have thirty more years to live. So when she woke up she decided to make the best of thirty years. She stayed in the hospital and got a face lift, a chin tuck, a hair transplant, breast augment, tummy tuck and liposuction. The whole scaboodle. After the last operation she walked out of the hospital and was immediately run over by a speedong ambulance. Back in Heaven she confronted God Woman: I thought you said I had thirty more years to live? God: Oops. Well to tell you the truth--I didn't recognize you.