Black Jokes Humor : Another Golf Story

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A woman is enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends one day.
    >>
    >> "Oh, No! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He's
    going
    >> to
    >> be really ticked if it's not ready on time."
    >>
    >> When she gets home, she realizes she doesn't have enough time to go
    to
    >> the
    >> supermarket, and all she has in the cupboard is a wilted lettuce
    leaf,
    >> an
    >> egg, and a can of cat food. In a panic, she opens the can of cat
    food,
    >> stirs in the egg and garnishes it with the lettuce leaf just as her
    >> husband
    >> is pulling up. She greets her husband and then watches in horror
    as he
    >>
    >> sits down to his dinner. To her surprise, the husband is really
    >> enjoying
    >> his dinner.
    >>
    >> "Darling, this the best dinner you have made for me in forty years
    of
    >> marriage. You can make this for me any old day."
    >>
    >> Needless to say, every golf day from then on, the woman made her
    husband
    >> the
    >> same dish. She told her golf partners about it and they were all
    >> horrified. "You're going to kill him!" they exclaimed.
    >>
    >> Two months later, her husband died. The women were sitting around
    when
    >> one
    >> of them said, "You killed him! We told you that feeding him that
    cat
    >> food
    >> every week would do him in! How can you just sit there so calmly
    >> knowing
    >> you murdered your husband?"
    >>
    >> The wife stoically replied, "I didn't kill him -- he was licking
    his
    >> a**
    >> and fell off the window sill.
    >>
     
  2. queentswana

    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Well we live and learn,
    the next time she gets married she should make a note to herself...*get a cat litter box* that should keep him off the window sill.:uhoh:
     
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    lol..............stuff happens ya know yet one will learn
     
  4. GHETTOAMBITION

    GHETTOAMBITION Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    heck naw...dis waz funny...seemz like her husband turned into a cat...lol..dis waz tyte
    i enjoyed it
     
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