Black Poetry : "And the winner is......."

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  1. info-moetry

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    ..dipped in the finest fabric
    smelling just like everything that you love
    scooby doo's polished
    blessin' the feet of this thug
    left ear and pinky shinin'
    walk, smoother than Denzel's
    feet, barely touching the ground
    but only the earth could tell
    right before i step out the house
    i said "mirror mirror, on the wall who is the top choice of them all"
    then I winked & and blew a kiss at myself
    stepped out the house on my way to the player's ball
    as I hit the bottom step
    I shrug my shoulders to straighten out my mink
    Chauffeur opens up the back door to the limo
    I get in and have one of my ladies straighten out my drink
    I clear my throat, but before I get a chance to speak
    I was rudely interrupted
    one of my ladies said “ooh, baby you lookin' so fine tonight”
    I back slapped her and said I know, is that the best you could come up with
    I told the ladies to pay close attention
    as I laid out their duties for the night
    as we walk into the ball I need Diamond 5 feet in front of me
    Cherry on my left arm & Sunshine I need your sexy @%! on my right
    and make sure your switch is extra tight
    plus, no eye contact except with the lights
    ….camera, action
    we pulled up in front of the spot
    i'm half twisted, my eyes half closed
    as I snap my fingers, the door opens
    we all step out and start to pose................
    :picture::picture::picture::picture::picture::picture::picture::picture::picture::picture::picture::picture::picture::picture::picture::picture:

    …..cane, drink, hat, mink and my ladies
    all positioned properly
    you would have thought I was jay z
    the way other players started “jockin'” me
    a little extra dip in my swagga
    others pimps observin' me closely
    knowing they don't have a stable like I got
    they should stop the hate and bow down and propose a toast to me
    right then a camera man from the channel 5 news approached me
    said he had a couple of questions
    I put him on pause while my ladies refilled my glass....

    then said “go on ask, i'll give you a couple of seconds”
    he proceeded to ask
    why do I feel the need to be so fly
    I just looked him up and down
    and said “&^%$$*%#@, why ask why”
    I threw my hand in the air and said ladies dismiss him
    one took his mic, the other 2 his hat and glasses
    threw them all into the middle of the street
    someone in the crowd said “that's what u get for asking a true player ?'s backwards”
    right then we walked threw the door
    as I glanced towards the stage
    I saw a blurry vision
    of a player who looked around my age
    I tried to get closer
    but pimps and pimpette's kept hugging and grabbing me
    as I said please, be careful with the mink
    while thinking “i know i'm fly, but even I can't defy gravity”
    players with their hands out
    trying to give me some grip
    I dap 'em up and say “church”
    without spillin' a sip
    I get closer to the stage
    the crowd partin' like the red sea
    I notice my ladies getting' a little jelly
    at the way the other playette's keep sweatin' me
    the man on stage about to announce the winners
    as I throw kisses to the crowd, with my ladies draped all over me
    other players start doin' the same
    one player whispered and said “man, my ish is cold, but yo ish is like poetry”
    I gave 'em 5 on the black hand side
    as I wiped some dirt off his shoulder
    and said “i can dig it, but if you think i'm bad now
    after I win this trophy, my game is going to get much colder”
    they gave out the third prize
    then congratulated the pimp who came in 2nd
    I was a little surprised to see the runner up there
    because that brother used to be a reverend
    as I start bracing myself for my award
    he yelled out “AND THE WINNER IS................”
    all 3 of my ladies got back into position
    and then I felt an elbow poking me in my ribs
    as I went to push away the persons elbow
    knowing i'm about to win, with my face hiding a smirk
    right then I heard a woman's voice
    Baby stop playing and get up, it's time to get ready for work.........!

    info-moetry © 2009
     
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    lol

    hahahahahahhahaa

    i love this ride pham

    dang it was all a dream

    i'm just like you

    i like jelly too.

    :hi:
     
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    What a trip....Pimp I Say!!!.....hahhahahahah thanks brother for bringing it back down to earth....I was getting too caught up in it...Wonderful!!!!

    Lilpea :1on1:
     
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    HA!

    You thought you wuz "The Mack"
    But your lady gave you a reality smack
    And letcha know you had to bring back that stack!


    lol


    Well, it must be jelly cuz JAM don't SHAKE LIKE DAT! :wink:
     
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    :lol: I love it :) Brotha Info on the super dream tip :D
    Throw ya kisses king cause this is clever, sharp, and hot !
    I was crackin up at
    I can hear the tone and everything LOL
     
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    thats the way we do son!

    I like this...respect playa
     
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    lol......talking about a trip whewwww this was on hit here love the drop
     
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    Info.. ..." AND THE WINNER IS......."

    YOU AND THIS FLOW.

    It is a Great Write
     
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    got so drawn into this one...

    ...you almost lost me at the back hand slap. glad i hung in there.

    and the river floweth.
     
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    LOL - peace fam...

    Ty Rebel - thanks for appreciating this pimptastic ride.....lol

    ty lilpea - u know i couldn't fly that high forever, had to bring it back to reality....

    ty cherryblossom - on da rizzle/she brought me out da stizzle/and jacked me for my dollarbizzles....

    tyTriniti424 - but just one question. Why did you have to wake me up like that? You could have given me a few more minutes, i would have had the trophy by then.....lol But on the real, my real trophy is you!

    tyLurk - keep it pimpin' playboy.....church

    tyRich - hopefully on the next trip i'll have the pink caddy with the diamond in the front....

    Ty hodee - Truly appreciated brother....

    Ty baller - ya know, sometimes u gotta check 'em like that pimpin'! Let 'em know they can't speak unless permission by me has been granted. Glad you stuck it out ..

    - & "jelly" is short for jealous in Pimpology.......lol
     
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