Black Poetry : Almost Everything she Needs

Discussion in 'Black Poetry - Get Your Flow On!' started by howardtsu, Jan 10, 2010.

  1. howardtsu

    howardtsu Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    customer :

    watch this

    i bet this’ll get an instant reaction out of her

    eve :

    can i help you sir?

    customer :

    i’ll take one instant attraction and 2 cups of coffee

    eve :

    anything else?

    [next table over]

    [to himself]

    howard :

    wow!!!!!!

    she’s cooler than i thought

    gets up

    i’ll be back in an instant hon’

    i’m just going to grab a few pieces of toffee

    girlfriend :

    okay

    on the way back from the candy shoppe

    notices Eve at their table

    girlfriend :

    we got tired of all the action in New York City

    and decided to move to Knoxville

    hi honey

    i ordered pecan pancakes

    is that okay?

    howard :

    sure

    eve :

    so that’ll be 2 orders of pecan pancakes

    and 2 tall glasses of milk

    i’ll be right back

    girlfriend :

    nice girl

    howard :

    she is

    in the back of ******* Barrel

    eve :

    hey on that order of pecan pancakes

    give them an extra stack

    cook :

    okay

    [about 10 minutes later]

    noticing the spread on the table

    wow!!!!!!

    she’s cooler than i thought





    love,

    eve & howard
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    some how eve always keep her cool.
     
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