Black Jokes Humor : Age is not a factor

Discussion in 'Black Jokes Humor' started by 4EVERLUV, Jul 6, 2006.

  1. 4EVERLUV

    4EVERLUV Well-Known Member MEMBER

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2006
    Messages:
    1,915
    Likes Received:
    53
    Gender:
    Female
    Ratings:
    +55
    Maude and Claude, both 91, lived in The Villages, in Florida.

    They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they
    enjoyed each other's company.

    After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner
    and, much to his delight, she accepted. They had a lovely evening. They
    dined at the most romantic restaurant in town.

    Despite his age, they ended up at his place for an after-dinner drink.

    Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor, Maude
    soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay.

    As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared, each
    was lost for a time in their own thoughts......

    Claude was thinking: "If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been gentler."

    Maude was thinking: "If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have taken off
    my pantyhose.
     
  2. sonnee01

    sonnee01 Well-Known Member MEMBER

    Joined:
    May 25, 2005
    Messages:
    683
    Likes Received:
    29
    Gender:
    Female
    Ratings:
    +29
    Oh my.... :haha: gurl this is too funny :haha:
     
  3. anAfrican

    anAfrican Well-Known Member MEMBER

    Country:
    United States
    Joined:
    Feb 1, 2005
    Messages:
    3,484
    Likes Received:
    711
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    The Meek !Shall! Inherit the Earth.
    Location:
    StreetNationEarth: Seattle
    Ratings:
    +745
    "taken off my pantyhose"??? LOL!!

    thanks!
     
  4. $$RICH$$

    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

    Country:
    United States
    Joined:
    Mar 21, 2001
    Messages:
    69,983
    Likes Received:
    3,978
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    BUSINESS owner
    Location:
    Da~WINDY*CITY //CHICAGO
    Ratings:
    +4,178
    lol ........they didn't notice this was cute
     
Loading...