Permanent Black Man
[ADULT HUMOR...]The surgery went well. My knee x-ray highlighted the problem right away. One knee didn't have enough cartilage and had to be replaced.
Mine must have been a very unusual case because every nurse at the hospital had to come take a look at the x-rays. They started bringing me extra trays of food, milkshakes, and boxes of chocolates...... they even left their phone numbers so I called them back to thank them.
They were all so nice. They wanted to help me at home with my recovery.
One even said she'd move in until I could get back on my feet. I'm a lucky man.
To view the X-ray: http://whgbetc.com/ldknee.jpg
[Apparently there's a need for the following disclaimer: This joke is meant for laughing purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental...]