Black Jokes Humor : Adam Accused by Eve!

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands....

    When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset.

    "You're running around with other women," she told her mate.

    "Eve, honey, you're being unreasonable," Adam responded.
    "You know you're the only woman on earth."

    The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by a strange pain in the chest. It was his darling Eve poking him rather vigorously about the torso.

    "What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded.

    "Counting your ribs," said Eve!
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lol.............that's one way to find out !
     
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    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Guess Eve was the first detective too, lol. Thanks for the laugh.
     
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    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    My husband enjoyed the joke and then told me that Eve was Adam's second wife and not his first. What a jolt that was !!
     
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    panafrica Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    There you go QueenT...the greatest endorsement for polygamy, you will ever see!
     
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