Black Jokes Humor : a woman's gifts

[Zulile]

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be prepared to receive a ton of ....

 

[queentswana]

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be prepared to receive a ton of ....

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
for sure

 

[$$RICH$$]

lol.......wild and out

 

[Bootzey]

This should not be in the joke forum. It is the God's honest truth.

 

[asego]

Lee's parents

Lee's parents emigrated from China. They have five children. The first four are named La, Le, Li, and Lo. What did they name the fifth?

* Lala
* Lu
* Lee
* Susan
* There is not sufficient information to guess.

Please be honest with your answer...