Black Jokes Humor : a woman's gifts

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  1. Zulile

    Zulile Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

    If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
    If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
    If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
    If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
    She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

    So, if you give her any crap, be prepared to receive a ton of ....

    :heart:
     
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    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    :spinstar:She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.:spinstar:
    for sure :D
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lol.......wild and out
     
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    This should not be in the joke forum. It is the God's honest truth.
     
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    Lee's parents

    Lee's parents emigrated from China. They have five children. The first four are named La, Le, Li, and Lo. What did they name the fifth?

    * Lala
    * Lu
    * Lee
    * Susan
    * There is not sufficient information to guess.

    Please be honest with your answer...
     
  6. Zulile

    Zulile Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    ummm.. lee? ;)
     
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    THIS WAS GOOD

    I HAD TO WRITE IT DOWN!:geek:
     
  8. Keita Kenyatta

    Keita Kenyatta going above and beyond PREMIUM MEMBER

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    Oh how I wish this were true ! If it were I would be rich, at peace and would be living a life of adventure, mystery, surprises, joy and love un-contained!
     
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