Black Jokes Humor : A TYPICAL DAY WITH BUSH!

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  1. HODEE

    HODEE Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    So anyway, trailed by the ubiquitous cameras of the White House press corps, President George Bush goes to a primary school in Texas to have a "photo-op" chat to the children about this and that and nothing in particular.

    When he is done, one little boy at the back of the room puts up his hand to ask a question.

    And what is your name, young man?" Dubya asks him.

    Billy. And what is your question, Billy?

    I have three questions.
    First, why are you president when Al Gore got more votes?
    Second, what is the connection between Iraq and September 11?
    And third, where are these weapons of mass destruction, anyway?

    Suddenly, the bell rings for recess. Dubya informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess, and is as good as his word.

    They begin again.
    Dubya: "OK, where were we?
    Oh, that's right - question time.
    Who else has a question?

    This time a different little boy puts up his hand.
    Dubya points him out and asks him what his name is.

    Steve.

    And what is your question, Steve?

    I have five questions.
    First, why are you president when Al Gore got more votes?
    Second, what was the connection between Iraq and September 11?
    And third, where are these weapons of mass destruction, anyway?
    Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?
    And fifth, what happened to Billy?
     
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    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    OMG...LOL...I guess Steve will disappear next. This sure was funny!!!!
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    lmbo ....this was off the hook man ....lol
     
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    that was funny...
     
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