Black Jokes Humor : A Round of Golf...

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  1. Monetary

    Monetary going above and beyond PREMIUM MEMBER

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    A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
    "Well, it was like this," said the man, "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."
    "What did you do?" asks the doctor.
    "Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"
     
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    lol............... one thing u can't do is match her or you'll get pop)))
    drop and twisted i see.
     
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    A prime example of a bad gambler..he never learned "When to hold'en and when to fold'en
    ...and with two black eyes, he can't see the cows butt ..or hers. :garbage: hahaha
     
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