Saddam Hussein and his chaffeur are driving down the street, when suddenly his chaffeur hits a pig in the road. Saddam asks his chaffeur if he knows who the pig belongs to, and the chaffeur said yes. Saddam said "Go to the house and tell the family what happened." After a while, the chaffeur comes back. Saddam asks him how it went. He says: "The farmer gave me his wife, his livestock, and his 19 year old daughter made mad, passionate love to me." Saddam says, "What did you tell him?" He says "I told them that I was Saddam Hussein's chaffeur and that I killed the pig."