I seriously don't understand how any dude can not love women. As a matter of fact, I'm willing to bet that you really don't hate women. You just hate the fact that you aint had none in a loooong time. Is that what it is? We can fix that. You ain't had no coochie in years? I got you! You want some head or rear-end action? I got you on that too! Just meet me at the Player's Ball in Chicago. Any girl you want is yours' - gasp! - for free! I bet some brothers here feel so bad for y'all, they'll contribute to a fund to buy your plane ticket to the Chi. This will be the time of your life! And you'll never hate women again!