Black Jokes Humor : A jokey joke in honor of the Pope!

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  1. Ionlyspeaktruth

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    Question: How do you get a nun pregnant?
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    Dress her up like an Alter Boy!!!:SuN013: :SuN018:
     
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    I gotta laugh tho!!!! lololololol
     
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    Hey miss lady! I know i have been bad today but you gotta admit....:laugh:
     
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    Ionlyspeaktruth,
    Pay close attention, ..now, until I get to the moral of this joke...
    Don't:nono: even think about loseing ya day job!!!
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    LOL never Queenie. I like my boss too much. great guy, Freedom fighter, truth teller and acts silly sometimes too. Almost exactly like ME.:11700:
     
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    This will prove that we work in the same facility.

    Where does the Pope live when he's not on the road?
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    In a Vat a Gin !
     
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    ever notice how so many of their women look like pre-pubescent boys? flat chested, no hips/butt and very thin legs? if that nun has any Womanly features, she'll get passed over. (...er .... [in my best joanne whorley voice] was that an easter joke? <grin> {hey! sometimes silly is fun!})

    apparently, they like boys better than they do women so the women just keep getting bred thinner and thinner. (and that drunkeness prolly comes from the same era: pirates and cabin boys and yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum, eh?)
     
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