Black Jokes Humor : A good one

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  1. UbZoRbShUn

    UbZoRbShUn Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A lady walks into the drug store and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.
    The pharmacist asks "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?".
    The lady say's "To kill my husband."
    "I can't sell you arsenic for that reason" says the pharmacist.
    The lady then reaches into her purse and pulls out a photo of her
    husband having sex with the pharmacist's wife.
    He looks at the photo and says "Oh........... I didn't know you had a prescription!"
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    hahahahahahahaha!!!!!
    subscribe med to cure the notion
    no mo rockin in motion after tonight
     
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    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    arsenic granted...with love :laugh: :lol:
     
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    Guess the pharmacist didn't hear the customer correctly at first...thanks for the funny.