This morning after I awoke, I stretched my limbs 2 their limit. I felt the spirits of my ancestors caressing my aura, Strengthening my body 2 rise & embrace the new day. I walked into the bathroom & peered into my mirror, Blessed morning, me. As my reflection glares at me from the mirror, he asks me... Who R U? Who am I? He nods, staring in my eyes... Then we decided who'd be me today. Thug me appeared cuz he's tired of being broke. Told me he could cop a sack & flip it ifI'd loan him a C-note. Sed he'd give it back with 10% interest. I passed cuz last time he smoked it all himself. Me dog stepped up & asked me 4 a pen. Sed valentine's day's everyday & U don't know who Cupid might send. Sed the sun's shining 2 showcase the fine diamonds & if we're late gettin' outside then we'll have 2 date MarY Palm & her 5 friends. Plotter me lifted the toilet seat. Then proceeded 2 concoct a scheme 2 bring him some funds. Sed he's gonna slip & fall in a grocery store so he can sue someone. I told him Karma's a *****, He'll slip & fall, snap his spine & get paralyzed. Therein lies the dilemma of having a lot of money & not being able 2 enjoy it. Annoyed Chris flushed the toilet, saying that someone's gonna piss him off & he knows it. All his buttons have been pushed except the red one that'll make him explode quick. Oh ****!!!! So which me R we? my reflection pressed, perplexed. I gazed at him/me, wonndering who would appear next. After I grabbed my toothbrushe & toothpaste 2 destroy my morning breath, Conspiracy theoristmyself placedthe cap on the shelf & squeezed the tube. Told me 2 read the news cuz he wants 2 see what Amerikkka's grand fool has done. Sed he probably phoned home & told them it's time 4 the invasion. I smiled & started brushing my teeth. Concerned me spat & rinsed, then reminded us 2 floss & use mouthwash. Telling me that if our breath was fresh then people could only say good things about us. Conceited me agreed. Saying now that our mouth's clean, it's time 2 iron some jeans, cuz the ladies like it when we have a nice crease from the cuff up 2 the seat. If they don't, I do. And hop in the shower 2. The arguments between me(s) continued as I dried myself off. As I dressed 4 the day, the several voices got soft until only one me could be heard. It was teh sensible me who refused to be perturbed. Sed he'd listened 2 me(s) speaking & we all sounded absurd, except the me who's concerned. And that I should've learned my lesson in the 90's. Sed that only negative can come if I don't keep them bottled up inside me. He had a point there. The others tried 2 protest but sensible me told them he knows best. As proof, he asked if we'd ever gotten in trouble when he's the spokesman. Silence... Well, I sed, I guess it's been decided. I looked at my reflection & told him who we R & he smiled, visibly delighted. Sed it's not often we speak & listen 2 ourselves & the different outlooks, we liked it. We may have different beliefs but he's happy we're not divided. Cuz if our personalities disobeyed & went their own ways we'd be be institutionalized as certified. Takin' meds, receivin' shock treatment & confiding in sock puppets.