Black Jokes Humor : A Child's Prayer...

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  1. asimplepoet

    asimplepoet Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A Child's Prayer...

    One night, a father passed by his son`s room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa."

    The father didn`t quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.

    The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma."

    The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack.

    Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son`s door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy."

    Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor`s early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch.

    She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found the mailman dead on our porch this morning!"
     
  2. Da Street So'ja

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    ooooooo

    that ain't right lol

    and he didn't even have to appear on "MAURY"

    lol

    :qqb008:
     
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    all snip !! now it's time to really worry.............lol ......u know you ain't right
    i guess it's true the mailman alwayz deliver..
     
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    Mailmen Always Knocl Twice

    Once on the door and...
     
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