Black Jokes Humor : A blonde's review

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January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Duh, bottles won't fit in typewriter.
March - Got excited - finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months - box said "2-4 years "
April - Trapped on escalator for hours Power went out.
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid. 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.
June - Tried to go water skiing. Couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition. Learned later other swimmers cheated. They used their arms .
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm. Car swamped because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C" isn't it?
October - Hate M &M's They are so hard to peel.
November - Roasted turkey for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108.
December - Couldn't call 911. Duh, there's no "eleven" button on the phone. What a year!
 

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