Black Jokes Humor : A blonde's review

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
    February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Duh, bottles won't fit in typewriter.
    March - Got excited - finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months - box said "2-4 years "
    April - Trapped on escalator for hours Power went out.
    May - Tried to make Kool-Aid. 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.
    June - Tried to go water skiing. Couldn't find a lake with a slope.
    July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition. Learned later other swimmers cheated. They used their arms .
    August - Got locked out of car in rain storm. Car swamped because top was down.
    September - The capital of California is "C" isn't it?
    October - Hate M &M's They are so hard to peel.
    November - Roasted turkey for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108.
    December - Couldn't call 911. Duh, there's no "eleven" button on the phone. What a year!
     
  2. queentswana

    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    They say: Blondes have more fun? :haha:
     
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    Sweet baby_face Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    That's crazy funny!!
    I like that.
     
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    Lloyd Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Poor lil creature are the blonde!!!!I guess nothing can be boring for them. lol. Really funny
     
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