Black Jokes Humor : A Blonde joke

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  1. kente417mojo

    kente417mojo Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Hope no one has posted this joke. If so....don't kill the messenger.



    "Blonde joke"

    I decided that I needed a few days off and I realized that I ran out of
    vacation time already. I figured the best way to get the Boss to send me
    home was to act a little crazy. I figured he'd think I was burning out and
    give me some time off.

    I came in to work early the other day and began hanging upside down
    from the ceiling. Just then one of my coworkers (she's blonde..it'll be
    important later) came in and asked me what I'm doing.

    "Shh," I said, "I'm acting crazy to get a few days off. I'm a light bulb."

    A second later the Boss walked by and asked me what I was doing.

    "I'm a light bulb!" I exclaimed.

    "You're going crazy," he said. "Take a few days off."

    With that, I jumped down and started walking out. My coworker started
    following me and the Boss asked where she was going.

    "I can't work in the dark," she said.




    Whacka whacka whacka
     
  2. CarrieMonet

    CarrieMonet Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Uhmmmm, are you okay Kente? LMAO!

    Naw that was funny!
    *but a little corny*
     
  3. kente417mojo

    kente417mojo Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Hey!!!!!! I thought it was funny. :x:
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    it bust my side up ................lol
     
  5. kente417mojo

    kente417mojo Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    I though it was cool too $$RICH$$. :lol:
    Blondes????????
     
  6. queentswana

    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    That sounds just like a ...bleached head
    hahaha
     
  7. toylin

    toylin Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Oh, my.... actually, the person didn't even have to be blonde.. could've just been acting crazy, too! Still funny! Thanks for posting!
     
  8. Prizefighter16

    Prizefighter16 Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    that was funny
     
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