without you i'm alone
but with you my Verizon cell phone
is my best friend
allowing me to send
you important messages like how to fend
away flirtatious guys looking to bend
you into sampling their pies
while i'm in the kitchen waiting for the dough to rise
for cinnamon rolls so good you won't be able to disguise
your hunger
love,
howard
but with you my Verizon cell phone
is my best friend
allowing me to send
you important messages like how to fend
away flirtatious guys looking to bend
you into sampling their pies
while i'm in the kitchen waiting for the dough to rise
for cinnamon rolls so good you won't be able to disguise
your hunger
love,
howard