> An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a check-up and the > doctor > was amazed at what good shape the guy was in. The doctor asked, "To > what do > you attribute your good health?" > > The old timer said, "I'm a turkey hunter and that's why I'm > in such > good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out chasing turkeys up > and down > the mountains." > > The doctor said, "Well, I'm sure that helps, but there's got > to be > more to it. How old was your dad when he died?" The old timer said, > "Who > said my dad's dead?" > > The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your dad's > still > alive? How old is he?" > > The old timer said, "He's 100 yrs old and, in fact, he hunted > turkey > with me this morning, and that's why he's still alive... he's a > turkey > hunter." > The doctor said, "Well, that's great, but I'm sure there's > more to > it. How about your dad's dad? How old was he when he died?" The old > timer > said, "Who said my grandpa's dead?" > > The doctor said, "You mean you're! 80 years old and your > grandfather's still living! How old is he?" > > The old timer said, "He's 118 yrs old." > > The doctor was getting frustrated at this point and said, "I > guess > he went turkey hunting with you this morning too?" > > The old timer said, "No... Grandpa couldn't go this morning > because > he got married." > > The Doctor said in amazement, "Got married!! Why would a > 118-year-old guy want to get married?" > > The old timer said, "Who said he wanted to?"