Black Jokes Humor : 80 yr old man

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    > An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a check-up and the
    > doctor
    > was amazed at what good shape the guy was in. The doctor asked, "To
    > what do
    > you attribute your good health?"
    >
    > The old timer said, "I'm a turkey hunter and that's why I'm
    > in such
    > good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out chasing turkeys up
    > and down
    > the mountains."
    >
    > The doctor said, "Well, I'm sure that helps, but there's got
    > to be
    > more to it. How old was your dad when he died?" The old timer said,
    > "Who
    > said my dad's dead?"
    >
    > The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your dad's
    > still
    > alive? How old is he?"
    >
    > The old timer said, "He's 100 yrs old and, in fact, he hunted
    > turkey
    > with me this morning, and that's why he's still alive... he's a
    > turkey
    > hunter."
    > The doctor said, "Well, that's great, but I'm sure there's
    > more to
    > it. How about your dad's dad? How old was he when he died?" The old
    > timer
    > said, "Who said my grandpa's dead?"
    >
    > The doctor said, "You mean you're! 80 years old and your
    > grandfather's still living! How old is he?"
    >
    > The old timer said, "He's 118 yrs old."
    >
    > The doctor was getting frustrated at this point and said, "I
    > guess
    > he went turkey hunting with you this morning too?"
    >
    > The old timer said, "No... Grandpa couldn't go this morning
    > because
    > he got married."
    >
    > The Doctor said in amazement, "Got married!! Why would a
    > 118-year-old guy want to get married?"
    >
    > The old timer said, "Who said he wanted to?"
     
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    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    lmao ...that one was tight, I liked it...lol
     
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    Lloyd Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    lol
    Please don't try it...its not the secret of eternity
     
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    LOL THAT WUZ FUNNY