An elderly couple were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary, so returned to the little town where they first met. They sat in the small coffee shop and were telling the waitress about their love for each other, and how they met at this same spot. Sitting next to them was the local police officer and he smiled as the old couple spoke. After the waitress left the table, the old man said to his wife, "Remember the first time we made whoopee, in that field across the road, when I put you against the fence. Why don't we do it again for old times sake?" The wife giggled like crazy and said, "Sure, why not?" So off they went out the door and across to the field. The cop smiled and decided he better keep an eye on the couple so they didn't run into any harm. As they approached the fence they began to disrobe. The old man picked up his wife and leaned her against the fence. The cop was watching from the bushes and was surprised at what he saw. With all the vitality of youth, the wife bounced up and down, while the husband thrashed around like a wild man, then they both fell to the ground in exhaustion. Eventually, they stood up, shook themselves, and got dressed. As they walked back towards the road, the officer stepped from his hiding spot and said, "That is the most wonderful whoopee making I have ever seen. When you were young you must have been quite a wild couple." "Not really," said the old man, "When we were young, that fence wasn't electric."