Now, it's been said that "The best offense is a good defense." And, I'll give you your 'props'. Your game plan was full of blocks and deceit and pretense But I let you have lotsa slack in your lead Just to see how far you'd go in each lie and betraying deed Now, as for execution, I'll give you a gold star! Cuz you were so proud! You thought that for "slick-tivity," you set the bar! You'd smile so brightly with flattery so smooth How could I not believe your truthfulness and your genuine sincerity? But you were blinded by your own conceit and your bold temerity. You never noticed that the gleam in my eye was gone Whenever you walked into a room Or that the falling of the other shoe yet did loom You thought you had my mind, body, and heart on lock-down! While you went out tom-cattin' all over town. But, now, I've moved on And, yes, I, once, was hurt But, I'm not bitter. I won't drag your name through the dirt 'Cause I had a game plan too. I called in "The Bench" as soon as I was through....with...you! Cuz you fouled out. You turned ALL my trust into pain and doubt. So, you've been traded with no incentives nor options You invalidated your contract with all your "moon-lighting" adoptions. And, now, you're a free-agent to do as you please I'm pivoting away from you, 180 degrees. But, before I go, I wanted to let you know How obvious were the tracks of your SNEAKIN'' Just in case you thought I was SLEEPIN'!