Black Jokes Humor : 40 years

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  1. dstny

    dstny Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
    While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God,
    she asked, "Is my time up"? God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2
    months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in
    the hospital and have a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job,
    liposuction, and a tummy tuck. After her last operation, she was released
    from the hospital.

    While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit by an ambulance and
    killed. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
    another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the
    ambulance?" God replied, "Girrrlllllll, I didn't even recognize you!"
     
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    dajiboo Active Member MEMBER

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    READ IT BUT IT"S Still Funny

    This is a good goes to show one should never alter what God has given.
     
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    massive change beyond recognition will kill you !
    lol................................... this was a good one
     
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