Black Jokes Humor : 4 u

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  1. Alkebulan

    Alkebulan Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    a guy out on the golf course takes a hi speed ball right n the
    crotch. writhing n agony, he falls 2 the ground. he finally gets
    himself 2 the doctor. he says, "how bad is it doc? i'm going on my
    honeymoon next week & my fiance is still a virgin n every way."
    the doc said , "i'll hv 2 put ur member n a splint 2 let it
    heal & keep it straight. it should b ok next week." so he took
    4 tongue depressors & formed a neat little 4-sided bandage & wired it all together. it was an impressive work of art. the guy mentions none of this to his girlfriend. they marry & on their honeymoon night n the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. this was the 1st time he ever saw them. She says, "u r the first, no 1 has ever touched these breasts." he pulls down his pants, whips it out & says, "look at this, it's still n the CRATE !"






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    17 "tongue"
    25 "breakfast"
    35 "she didn't set back my therapy."
    48 "i didn't have to meet her kids."
    66 "got home alive."
     
  2. Jazz4u

    Jazz4u Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    hahahha
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    hahahahaha!!!! this was a load of fun play of show & tell
     
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    watzinaname Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    Probably looked like a collector's item....thanks for the laugh!