a guy out on the golf course takes a hi speed ball right n the crotch. writhing n agony, he falls 2 the ground. he finally gets himself 2 the doctor. he says, "how bad is it doc? i'm going on my honeymoon next week & my fiance is still a virgin n every way." the doc said , "i'll hv 2 put ur member n a splint 2 let it heal & keep it straight. it should b ok next week." so he took 4 tongue depressors & formed a neat little 4-sided bandage & wired it all together. it was an impressive work of art. the guy mentions none of this to his girlfriend. they marry & on their honeymoon night n the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. this was the 1st time he ever saw them. She says, "u r the first, no 1 has ever touched these breasts." he pulls down his pants, whips it out & says, "look at this, it's still n the CRATE !" Age Succesful Date 17 "tongue" 25 "breakfast" 35 "she didn't set back my therapy." 48 "i didn't have to meet her kids." 66 "got home alive."