4 doctors were talking shop that day....
An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put one in another and have him looking for work in six weeks...
A German docter said "Thats nothing! In Germany we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks...
A Russian doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person put it in another, and have them working in 2 weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, said "Hah!"
We are about to take an ******* out of Texas,
put him in the White House,
and half the country will be looking for work the next day!!
(P.S tell me what ya think, i think its kinda funny myself...lol)
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An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put one in another and have him looking for work in six weeks...
A German docter said "Thats nothing! In Germany we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks...
A Russian doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person put it in another, and have them working in 2 weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, said "Hah!"
We are about to take an ******* out of Texas,
put him in the White House,
and half the country will be looking for work the next day!!
(P.S tell me what ya think, i think its kinda funny myself...lol)
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