Black Jokes Humor : 4 doctors and Bush

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  1. the_story

    the_story Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    4 doctors were talking shop that day....

    An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put one in another and have him looking for work in six weeks...

    A German docter said "Thats nothing! In Germany we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks...

    A Russian doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person put it in another, and have them working in 2 weeks."

    The American doctor, not to be outdone, said "Hah!"
    We are about to take an ******* out of Texas,
    put him in the White House,
    and half the country will be looking for work the next day!!

    (P.S tell me what ya think, i think its kinda funny myself...lol)
    :heart:
    -story
     
  2. Nita

    Nita Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    rofl....

    Maaaaaaaaan...lol...this was funny...lol
     
  3. the_story

    the_story Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    lol...glad u liked...
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    -story
     
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    queentswana Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    that was funny, and somewhat true.
     
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    Prizefighter16 Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    That was more than funny, and that was completely true
     
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    $$RICH$$ Lyon King Admin. STAFF

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    dis was whewwwwwwww lol
    funny stuff
     
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    panafrica Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    It's funny because it's true! :lol:
     
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    toylin Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    ^5, brother! I'm co-signing this!
     
  9. PatriceCQueen

    PatriceCQueen Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    tooooooooooo funny and toooooooooo true

    Peace

    Patrice
     
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