Black Jokes Humor : 10 truths

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  1. pdiane

    pdiane Well-Known Member MEMBER

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    10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T
    ADMIT:
    >1. Elvis is dead.
    >2. Jesus was not White.
    >3. Rap music is here to stay
    >4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
    >5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
    >6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
    >7. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller.
    >8. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5
    >9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
    >10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
    >10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T
    ADMIT:
    >1. Hickey's are not attractive.
    >2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
    >3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
    >4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
    >5. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.
    >6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
    >7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
    >8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion
    statement.
    >9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in
    your
    >family
    >10.Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.
    >10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T
    ADMIT:
    >1. O. J. did it.
    >2. Tupac is dead.
    >3. Teeth should not be decorated.
    >4. Weddings should start on time.
    >5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
    >6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
    >7. RED is not a kool-aid flavor, it's a color.
    >8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
    >9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
    >10.Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
    >
     
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    WOW...........LOL
    these three list can go on and on what fit this creed is indeed a no no to the next
    but will each ever learn !!! .......nope ! lol
     
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    Maybe one group should try to reason with the other? LOL
     
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    i can't see it happening too twisted !............lol
     
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    But just think of the humor of it. Each group trying to come up with a convincing argument, no matter how ridiculous...lol.
     
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