Black Jokes Humor : 10 truths

pdiane

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10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T
ADMIT:
>1. Elvis is dead.
>2. Jesus was not White.
>3. Rap music is here to stay
>4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
>5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
>6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
>7. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller.
>8. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5
>9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
>10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
>10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T
ADMIT:
>1. Hickey's are not attractive.
>2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
>3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
>4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
>5. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.
>6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
>7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
>8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion
statement.
>9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in
your
>family
>10.Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.
>10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T
ADMIT:
>1. O. J. did it.
>2. Tupac is dead.
>3. Teeth should not be decorated.
>4. Weddings should start on time.
>5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
>6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
>7. RED is not a kool-aid flavor, it's a color.
>8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
>9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
>10.Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
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WOW...........LOL
these three list can go on and on what fit this creed is indeed a no no to the next
but will each ever learn !!! .......nope ! lol
 

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i can't see it happening too twisted !............lol
 

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But just think of the humor of it. Each group trying to come up with a convincing argument, no matter how ridiculous...lol.
 

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