Howard grabs a box of cereal
and heads towards one of the rooms upstairs
he’s eating the Life of the party
there’s plenty left
Howard turns around
grabs the hand of the nearest fox...
you mind if i call you Howard
before Howard can answer
if there's one thing i've learned about women is that you're better off if you do things the broad's
sounds to me like you have a broad way of looking at things
i see you Howard
i see you Car'a'carn
may you always find water and shade
may you always find water with your shade
somebody switches on the lights
you’re right Eve
these night vision goggles do work...
is that the Best Buy?
[they pull up]
is that the best buy?
but i’d give this model right here a 1st round bye if i were you
that cashier had the best...
eve’s husband :
i didn't know you were going to make it your life's work
to talk about my wife's work
i didn’t either
life’s full of quirks i guess
tutor stops reading
hands it back to Howard
i like it this way
has she read any of...
Eve shut the door
and closed the door to her sunrise
and imagined what it would be like
if Howard was meeting her every Wednesday for a Thickburger and curly fries
why did he leave me?
he had been such a slick burger
so quick to compliment her burgers
you would've thought the way they...
Howard we can do this one day at a time
if we read to each other One Day at a Time
but why this particular book
how about … ?
whoa … !!
typing into the computer
check out this list of books
that’s a lot
after a few minutes
have you found...