the solution is to get rid of every republican......
A man walked into a knick knack shop and saw a beautiful bronze rat on a shelf. It was a rat and everything but it was so exquisitely carved he could not resist it. He took it to the cashier and asked how much it was. The cashier said ten dollars for the rat and one hundred for the story. The man just paid ten dollars for the rat. When he stepped outside every rat in the whole town came out of alleys, trash cans, sewers. He got scared and started running. The rats chased him to the river whee he threw the bronze rat. All the rats jumped in the river after the bronze rat and drowned. He went back to the store. The cashier said I guess you'll be wanting the story now. The man said no I just want to know if you have any bronze Republicans.