Black Poetry : "And the winner is......."

info-moetry

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The rotten Apple
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A+ technician
..dipped in the finest fabric
smelling just like everything that you love
scooby doo's polished
blessin' the feet of this thug
left ear and pinky shinin'
walk, smoother than Denzel's
feet, barely touching the ground
but only the earth could tell
right before i step out the house
i said "mirror mirror, on the wall who is the top choice of them all"
then I winked & and blew a kiss at myself
stepped out the house on my way to the player's ball
as I hit the bottom step
I shrug my shoulders to straighten out my mink
Chauffeur opens up the back door to the limo
I get in and have one of my ladies straighten out my drink
I clear my throat, but before I get a chance to speak
I was rudely interrupted
one of my ladies said “ooh, baby you lookin' so fine tonight”
I back slapped her and said I know, is that the best you could come up with
I told the ladies to pay close attention
as I laid out their duties for the night
as we walk into the ball I need Diamond 5 feet in front of me
Cherry on my left arm & Sunshine I need your sexy @%! on my right
and make sure your switch is extra tight
plus, no eye contact except with the lights
….camera, action
we pulled up in front of the spot
i'm half twisted, my eyes half closed
as I snap my fingers, the door opens
we all step out and start to pose................
:picture::picture::picture::picture::picture::picture::picture::picture::picture::picture::picture::picture::picture::picture::picture::picture:

…..cane, drink, hat, mink and my ladies
all positioned properly
you would have thought I was jay z
the way other players started “jockin'” me
a little extra dip in my swagga
others pimps observin' me closely
knowing they don't have a stable like I got
they should stop the hate and bow down and propose a toast to me
right then a camera man from the channel 5 news approached me
said he had a couple of questions
I put him on pause while my ladies refilled my glass....

then said “go on ask, i'll give you a couple of seconds”
he proceeded to ask
why do I feel the need to be so fly
I just looked him up and down
and said “&^%$$*%#@, why ask why”
I threw my hand in the air and said ladies dismiss him
one took his mic, the other 2 his hat and glasses
threw them all into the middle of the street
someone in the crowd said “that's what u get for asking a true player ?'s backwards”
right then we walked threw the door
as I glanced towards the stage
I saw a blurry vision
of a player who looked around my age
I tried to get closer
but pimps and pimpette's kept hugging and grabbing me
as I said please, be careful with the mink
while thinking “i know i'm fly, but even I can't defy gravity”
players with their hands out
trying to give me some grip
I dap 'em up and say “church”
without spillin' a sip
I get closer to the stage
the crowd partin' like the red sea
I notice my ladies getting' a little jelly
at the way the other playette's keep sweatin' me
the man on stage about to announce the winners
as I throw kisses to the crowd, with my ladies draped all over me
other players start doin' the same
one player whispered and said “man, my ish is cold, but yo ish is like poetry”
I gave 'em 5 on the black hand side
as I wiped some dirt off his shoulder
and said “i can dig it, but if you think i'm bad now
after I win this trophy, my game is going to get much colder”
they gave out the third prize
then congratulated the pimp who came in 2nd
I was a little surprised to see the runner up there
because that brother used to be a reverend
as I start bracing myself for my award
he yelled out “AND THE WINNER IS................”
all 3 of my ladies got back into position
and then I felt an elbow poking me in my ribs
as I went to push away the persons elbow
knowing i'm about to win, with my face hiding a smirk
right then I heard a woman's voice
Baby stop playing and get up, it's time to get ready for work.........!

info-moetry © 2009
 
lol

hahahahahahhahaa

i love this ride pham

dang it was all a dream

i'm just like you

I notice my ladies getting' a little jelly

i like jelly too.

:hi:
 

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