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THE RABBI & THE FLAVIAN PRIEST
By Andre Austin
“Give whoso gives, and give not whoso gives not:
To a giver one gives, to an ungiver none gives
Give is good, snatch bad, a giver of death”-Hesiod Work & Days

On the radio station in New York City one Sunday morning in 2013. They are live on power theology 265:153. They are discussing the origins of Christianity after the seize of Jerusalem in 70AD by Flavian Titus and Vespasian. A million radio listeners are tuning in to the program which last for only 60 minutes. After the show was over it rocked the city and the online listeners. Everyone had thought it would be a debate between a Jew and Christianity but came to understand the two were one and went hand and hand.

The Host Doctor Will Atwater: this is power theology 265:153 on your radio dial we are the bladder of the fish crew. Bringing together the Christian and the Jew. We have here today Rabbi Sliver Owl from the Synagogue of Angels on 42nd street. And we have the flavian Christian Clemens Paul sect of the Euaggelion Nicolaitans. Callers can come in later. Rabbi Owl you were saying off air that Christianity started after Rome seized Israel’s land and its war memories were embedded into the gospels. So I dedicate this program to the Christians who know the truth but sticks with the lies because they use religion for its business and social networks.

Rabbi Owl: Yes when Nero (666.1) sent Vespasian and Titus (666.2) to Israel to make them submit, pay taxes and place a statue of Caesar’s nude marble image into the temple we jews went nuts and told Rome they were NUTS just like the GI’s told the Iron double crossers in Europe at the battle of the buldge. Mainly the X Tenth legion of doom surrounded our city with walls made of trees they cut down and just waited until we all starved to death. They sent us a catapult named Scorpion with stone eggs to eat. Sometimes they catapulted some swine pigs but we refused it because our ancient brothers in Egypt taught us not to eat it because it had 999 germs. Some of us like crazy John and Peter dissected and drank the blood of fellow Jews who were dead or stole and hid food. and that’s how Peter got the nickname “Satan” from Rome plus he denied peace to Titus three times. He got behind Titus to take up Christ Cross X from Rome’s Tenth X legion. With famine hitting in so hard we resorted to vampirism and cannibalism. The Romans took this as war propaganda with hyperbole and exaggeration created A starving Mary caper of her eating half her Child named Eleazar (Lazarus) who was like the rebel John and Peter but had the title of Christ. All of this is recorded in Josephus War of the Jews but just allow me to quote from the portion dealing with starving Mary:

The Jews “had chosen sedition (against Rome); instead of peace, war and before satiety and abundance, a famine. That they had begun with their own hands to burn down that temple, which we have preserved hitherto; and that therefore they deserved to eat such food as this was. That, however, this action of eating one’s own child (Lazarus) ought to be covered with the overthrown of their very country (Israel) itself and men ought not to leave such a city upon the habitable earth to be seen by the sun, wherein mothers (Starving Mary) are thus fed although such food be fitter for the fathers than the mothers” (War of the Jews) Book 6 Chapter 3.

Clemens Paul: Now the Romans seized upon this famine, vampirism and cannibalism to link it up with an obscure quote out of Deuteronomy 28:52-57 talking about curses for disobedience would occur when Israel’s city is seized the walls knocked down and famine comes in by eating the fruit of their womb of their kids. So we Flavian Christians got the ideal of the victory dinner to memorialize their defeat of the Jews in part by starving them to death and making them become vampires and cannibals. You know it has the rite and ceremony of the Eucharist. Now the Popish plot is uncovered and unsealed along with the Trinity which is Vespasian, Titus and Domitian.So have no more affinity towards the Trinity. And after the seize of Rome rumors that Titus quoted lines from Hesiod:

He is a fool who seeks to compete against the stronger: he both loses the struggle and suffers injury on top of insult…The fool only learns by experience but people who cannot suffer can never grow up or discover who they are”-Work & Days lines 204-235 Then in another passage said: “Fish and beasts and flying birds would eat one another, because Right is not among them” lines 267-301
The Host: Now Starving Mary only ate half of the Baby so what was saved. We know from the commentary of the Gospels by Basilides, who knew Titus that Luke’s gospels were based in part on Basilides commentary of the parable of Lazarus and the rich man, based on the myth of Osiris and Josephus War of the Jews. Osiris also had the name of Lazarus (El-Ausar-us). Satan cut Osiris up and a Nile fish ate his penis. We know that the Roman Generals used to march in their Chariots in Triumphal processions holding up the symbols of victory of the God Facinus (A penis) see Symbols, Sex and the Stars By Jordan Maxwell p.227. Did Titus take Lazarus the phallus to Rome?

Rabbi Owl: No, No, No even the Arabs know from Basilides writings the real Christ was taken from the Cross and another Peter went to Rome with the Cross. The Vatican Hill was the former location of the Flavian palace and now the Catholics have a bronze image of Peter as a Rooster with the beak of a phallus. They took Lazarus head and replaced it with a Donkey head is sold in famine times for the same price in the OT and NT see (2 kings 6:25 & Mark 14:5). The penis was eaten by Starving Mary etal (wages of wicknessof a donkey/beast 2Peter 2:15-16). The Gospel don’t call it a penis its Manna from John 6. However Manna was symbolic of the male penis too. For Rome Peter’s would have to do. Catholics call it a wafer (Exodus 16:31) but Manna has many names it goes by just like the Weed the youth smoke today. So the Flavians turned Lazarus into a Manna/Mushroom with dogs licking his maggots and his stinking body. Why else would they make Lazarus a supper on the Table? “ There they made him (Lazarus) a supper” (John 12:2).

The Host: Peter was a fool he cut up his own comrade Jews then in the Gospels he cuts out the bladder of fish to get money to pay Rome taxes. This was nothing but a parody in The War of the Jews where gold coins were cut out of dead Jews. The other fish story begins with Christ ministry where he tells his apostles to be fishermen of men. Now Titus begins his ministry/military campaign by going after Jews in boats who bail their boats and are fished out like fish with spears. Its vicious black comedy higher than an SNL parody show. The phone is ringing we have a caller. Whats your name and where you calling from.

This is Allen “big John” Hollmes: I’m from Harlem, while it’s still black. Never again will I eat the body and flesh of Christ (Lazarus). When OT Jacob wrestles with God he lost his Penis at Peni-El (Genesis 32:30) the second part of this place was a title el for God and the first part needs no explanation. As an allegory I see the rebels John, Peter, Lazarus fighting/wrestling with Roman Generals with whom the Senate called Gods and all of them were castrated. Now I know Jesus (Titus) statement about getting in the Kingdom maimed without arms, legs, eyes balls & sockets because Titus allowed them in the kingdom for peace (a piece) of their hands and even their youth had to be castrated to be in his music troop. I’m gonna keep on paying my taxes and submit to Rome. However, I will never again take part in that banquet meal. In revelations I read that the church can’t get married in heaven but they can feast off of the dinner. No my brother I will make my own plate because their plate is full of human flesh go ahead and read (Rev 19:17-18). I’m just going to be a little good serf fish swimming in the pond with the sharks. I don’t want to wake up in the morning with a dead Donkeys head in my bed or some fishes bladder wrapped up in newspapers warning me to take 666 or else.

The Host: Time is up thank you for your call. We have time for one more call. Our 60 minutes is almost up. Obviously that man is afraid of the Church, for which by the way was named after the Goddess Circe who turned people into animals and feed off their assets. The masses of the people must unite and rewrite the constitution turn it upside for the benefit of the rich and humanity and reverse humans being treated as animals on Caesar’s farm. Last caller, whats your name?

Claud from Brooklyn: Yow hats up this is Brooklyn in da house. Yall didn’t even say nothing about the Violin player from Chicago who broke up the alliance between the black & the Jew. Or young men smoking coffin joints with their “buttocks bared” with no shame (Isaiah 20:4) or the young gals wearing leggings to church with no pannies on. Back in da day we had those alabaster missionaries in Africa trying to cover the nakedness of the natives, they must run back to the USA to our youth and put their souls into the arms of God. We just Running around with our heads cut off calling ourselves niggasses. The only person I fell comfortable calling a niggaser is Simon/Peter he was possibly black being called “Niggerrrr” see Acts 13:1. Some of us fought with you in the seize but gets no credit for it. Yall got a monopoly with the NBA 30 teams with 23 billionaire Jews owning. Let us in However, I must be balanced because no other ethnic group in the USA produces black millionaires like yall do. But the masses of the peoples are serfs just like the original plan of Flavius Constantine who made Christianity the state religion in Rome. But we failed to read his other Edicts which was the ulterior motive to make us all serfs=animal slave in conjunction with Christianity to bless the slavery. We are still under this system by other names of deceit. And lastly you forgot to mention Emilia Bassano the Jewish girl who ghost wrote for Will-Shake-a-Spear plays to reverse the cannibals pies Jews tricked into eating to Gentiles being tricked into cannibalism.

The Host: Times up. Perhaps next Sunday we could get into some of those thoughts if the Rabbi and the Flavian Christian would agree to pledge to come back. This is radio theology coming live from your radio dial at 265:153 signing off with some music from Isaac Hayes from Shakespeare “Do your thang” he stole:

“Duke. If music be the food of love. Play on” Twelfth Night Act 1

This is on point because flesh shouldn’t be your food in love but music. Shakespeare loves pointing her literary spear at the gentiles. She came from a family of rabbis and she surely knew who was the Fishermen’s boot was.

Now U know the truth so what U gonna do? Keep on being a fool with the Cannabal thing?
A: “We are fools for Christ…we go hungry and thirsty, we are in rags, we are brutally treated, we are homeless” 1 Cor 4:10-11

Like Homer said in the Iliad:

“If I find you playing the fool again…if I don’t strip the clothes from your body, strip off the cloak and shirt that cover your nakedness, and send you off to the ships roaring with pain after a good sound drubbing”- Homer The IlIAD Book 1

THE END
Note:
Titus speech to the Jews quoting Hesiod is fictional.
 
PART 2 of THE RABBI & THE FLAVIAN PRIEST
This is part 2 of the continuation of the live talks between religious figure heads representing Roman Rabbinical Judaism and the Roman Flavian Christians. The debate/discussions will get into several subjects crammed in for an additional 60 minutes. Hoping the listeners will get curious enough to start doing research on their own. We have the faith that our radio program can put a dent into the government and miseducational institutions from being successful at keeping secrets from the spiritual dead by putting the information in books and having the masses depend on visual deception of the TV calamity cube indirectly controlled by the CIA and FBI and the other alphabet gangs

The Host Doctor Will Atwater: I would like to extend our thanks to Rabbi Owl and priest Clemens Paul for coming band for round two. We love knowledge here and love to spread it also to the masses.

Rabbi Owl: I would like to add some additional information on Basilides. He was an Egyptian and who professed to be a pupil of Glaucias, a disciple of St Peter. These Gnostic had amulets with the body of a man with the head of a co,ck. See E.A Wallis Budge book The Mummy p.331.

Clemens Paul: This is super interesting because the Vatican museum/library has a bronze statue of Peter being a Rooster with the phallus being its peak with inscriptions of “savior of the world”.

The Host: This is deep because Jesus (Titus) tells Peter to “feed my sheep” (John 21:17) and all over Europe for thousands of years they had holidays/festivals called St Peters feast day.

Rabbi Owl: Most likely the phallus represents manna (mushrooms) which were symbolic of the male penis. And we know very well the past and current Popes dress up like Mushrooms especially when they wear the all-white with the red scarf on top.
Clemens Paul: Well I take offense at that remark Rabbi Owl. You Jews had your incident of eating the Penis of Jacob at the city Peni-El from the face (penis) of God or of an Angel see Genesis 32.

Rabbi Owl: Jacob’s wrestling match is nothing more than a corrupted account of the original daily struggles between Set (night Satan) and Horus (light) in Egypt. In the battles Horus lost one of his eyes and Set his penis. And either Ra or Osiris restores both parts for the two. In one of these battles Set sodomized Horus as a means to discredit him from the throne to be king. But wise Isis took the semen out of Horus bootie and placed it in Set’s porridge to eat sabotaging his plans.
Clemens Paul: So it must have been Vespasian and Titus creating the New Testament claiming that Heaven/Kingdom their was no marriage and souls becoming Angels have no sex organs. The two of them were found eunuchs and inverts (sodomites) who had to come to the kingdom lame and maimed just like the other Jews who had hands, feet, eyes cut out (Matthew 18:1-11) Even the little ones who are castrated the can “always behold the face (penis) of my father which is in heaven”-Matthew 18:11. We all know the face is called Peni-El in Genesis 32. So Matthew is saying those without a penis can look at the bronze statue of Peter’s Penis or a nude bust of Caesar’s from which the Jews rebel from at their former temple.
The Host: Enough talk already about the penis. At this time I will take in some callers from this hot discussion. Hi caller whats your name and where you calling from”
Roscoe James: I’m calling from Attica prison or better yet no pun intended the Penal colony or Penitentiary where a Blackman is only 6% of population but makes up 40% of those locked up and those killed in the streets of concrete jungle in North American. They got me on lock down but my mind is free and the only thing locked up is my penus that’s prevented from copulating in the penal colony or penitentiary=punishment of the penis for having too much melanin. The Whiteman fears are done in just with the love power of the Blackman so they try to make us sissies by having black Hollywood send a message that if you want to be successful act like a ***, queer or homosexual for fun. Why don’t you guys check Joan Rivers for calling Obama gay and his wife transgender? I love Michele Obama and almost got kicked out of the prison library for saying that I liked her big bootiee. Now the white man attacked her for just saying to the people to drink more water. Yes the water that doesn’t have fluoride a devise to slowly dumb down the masses. But anyway I called to ask why some of the comedians like Katt Williams attack Steve Harvey, righteous brothers who brings other black comedians together in a faterneral order of Love. Katt is smart and all has an IQ between 160-170 a member in Mensa and goes on the attack of the Egyptian religion in 2012 in his comeback tour Kattpacalypse. Katt made mockery of the Egyptian religion saying they worship god as a corn. And he names his show after Apocalypse symbolically depicting the destruction of evil by triumph of good which goes hand and hand with the Second Coming which the Vatican rightful said isn’t coming. Can you answer those two questions?

The Host: I will do like Solomon and divide them up. Rabbi Owl will take the first Q on the Corn God of Osiris and Clemens Paul will take the second on the Apocalypse.

Rabbi Owl: With a high IQ like that Katt daddy shouldn’t have made this error. He should know from the Bible about symbols and allegorically meanings instead of cheap shots to crack a joke. We don’t say Jesus is a Christmas tree, a Grape Vine, mushroom or piece of bread and neither should we do in Osiris like this. Osiris represents the prospects of inundation and renewed vegetation with the impressive representation of the concept of regeneration depicting Osiris with 28 stalks of wheat or Corn growing out of his coffin. The Vatican and DC has Osiris Obelisks (Phallus) does this mean they worship the penis. No its symbolic of regeneration/Resurrection. They would be like saying a women giving a man her dome/skull/brains is worshiping his phallus. (Rabbi and Clemens start laughing). But to go deeper my friend Roscoe about Osiris. In the temple of Isis at Philae. In this sculpture we see the body of Osiris with stalks of corn growing out of it; and nearby stands a priest pouring water on the cornstalks from a pitcher. Osiris is symbolically a corn-spirit, a personification of the corn which annually died and came to life again (see Intro to African Civilization By John Jackson p.129-130). In Egypt the Donkey had many uses and one for threshing Corn. Immediately after getting off of a Donkey Jesus in the gospel picks up off of this theme: “Verily, verily, I say unto you except a corn of wheat fall into the ground and die, it abideth alone: but if it die, it bringeth forth much fruit” (John 12:24). By the way the Gospel of John was written to pull in the Egyptians. Now Roscoe you keep yourself clean, don’t break into anybody’s houses no more and don’t let inmate “monster dody” make you drink his pea or eat his **** pie Chris Rock masterful called “tossing salad”. Keep the faith and stay strong.

Clemens Paul: We are from the nicolatanes sect from Vespasian and Titus the Father and the Son. Our priests were called the Flames. Titus’s fat bald-headed brother Domitian was jealous and wanted to have the Title “Christ Jesus” to so he had Paul letters and Revelations turn him into a divinity and he came up with the song “Holy, Holy, Holy” to attach himself as the third part of the trinity. The Nicolatanes knew the Second coming of the Son of Man already happened in 73Ad exactly 40 years from the phantom death of Jesus in 33AD. The Second coming would occur in a generation before the people died Jesus was talking to with:
  1. Galilee towns being destroyed
  2. Jerusalem being encircled with a wall
  3. The Temple razed in 70AD
Titus came for a second time in 73AD when their leader Lazarus was destroyed on the fifteeth of Nisan 73AD forty years to the day after Christ resurrection. Only readers of both the Gospels and Josephus War of the Jews would be aware of this exact forty-year time span. This is Titus victory over Israel land and his Victory over the Jews who didn’t repent with whom Jesus calls the “wicked generation” and Eleazar (Lazarus) etal say we lost the war because of our sins and God was not with his. This is the Apocalypse/Second coming which is memorialize with vampirism/cannibalism victory dinner called the Eucharist. Revelations was written for Domitian who died in 96AD who wanted a third wave of the same thing to came with cannibalism (Rev 19: 17-18). Domitian was an evil man who wore a wig made of Lamb’s wool but he was a wolf to the old Christians and Jews. He killed the first Pope Clemens because he wanted to stay worshiping Vespasian/Titus as Christ and not Domitian. The Catholics keep on impressing me. I like that South American Pope kicking out the mafia, showing kindness to the disabled kids, and fighting against abortion which has eliminated 17 million blacks off the planet. And so it seems that this Pontific Maximus (Builder of the Bridge) originally grafted/bridge together a hybrid of Christianity to replace Judaism from militant resistance to passive submition is making progress of reform. Can this little Fish save and reform the world???????

The Host: Next caller please state your name and where your calling from.

General Nate Forrest: I’m calling from Pulaski, Tennessee home of the founding of the KKK and the same state king was killed (LOL). We were founded on Christmas Eve in 1865 in protest and celebration of the inauguration of Lincoln we protested then his assassination in April of 65. And we extend our protest to the inauguration of Obama. I’m a celebrity now being named after the famous move “Forrest Gump”.
Rabbi Owl: Well his last name should have been “Gu-Bar” =top of the dick head not Gump

General Forrest: Can I get my question in Mr Hook nose who can’t see shiiiit. I don’t get it you guys name yourselves after animals and jewels like gold, silver and diamonds. You guys stole your name from the Egyptian God of money and math Thoth who used the word Jew as one of many of his titles. An Owl can see in the day and night and can turn his head 360 degrees just like that Catholic girl did in the Exorcist movie. If you can see so good then why didn’t u not see the scorpion egg stones that were catapulted by Titus who destroyed your temple? Where they joke about starving the Jews and giving them 3 loaves to eat (3 legions) and Eggs from a Scorpion, nickname of a Roman Catapult shooting round egg shaped stones see (Luke 11:5-12). At first the Jews could see the stones coming and the cried out to give alarm until the Romans painted them black. Just go and compare Luke 19:35-42 compared with War of the Jews 5,6, 269-273). So if you and your ancestors had the eyes of an Owl how come you didn’t see the stones when they were painted black.
Rabbi Owl: insane Talk like this doesn’t even deserve a reply. They denied the Holocaust and massacred blacks at Fort Pillow, Tennessee during the Civil War taking no POW’s just like Nazi Germany.
The Host: I agree and we are moving on to the next caller please.

Rick Doer: Rabbi Owl I would like to get your opinion on Epaphroditus who was a friend to Paul (Philippians 2:25 and 4:22). And Josephus dedicates his Antiquities of the Jews to him. Very few people know that this man was black. Domitian killed him along with Pope Clemens for staying with the Flavian Christians who were the first Saints in Christianity not the apostles. Also some of the coat of arms in Europe have Peter as black. The KKK and the others they hate us. But corporate America hates us to. We can get walk and talk and they feel just that is a criminal act. Go to the library every day and they will put you under police surveillance. They got penis envy which was highlighted in the Atlanta child murders where many of the victims had the top of the foreskin of the penis removed which indicates it was a white man or medical researcher looking at the highest concentration of melanin. So Rabbi what do you think about this.
Rabbi Owl: well according to our history we were taught circumcision from Egyptian priests in honor of Osiris who lost his phallus when Set cut it off and threw it in the Nile river where a fish ate it. Isis replaced it with an obelisk we changed that history to cover it up.
The Host: caller you are live on the air what’s your name and question
David IceTeeCube: Clemens Paul can you help me with the definition or understanding of magic.
Clemens Paul: no one will doubt that the origin of magic lay in medicine and that it crept in surreptitiously under the pretense of furthering health. With any object or thing can be used for good or bad. Now when Jesus and Titus spit into the eyes of the blind and lame was that good or bad magic?
Rabbi Owl: my ancestors took on the last name of Owl from the fact that Vespasian healed our cousin of blindness in Egypt. Vespasian went into the Tempe of Serapis (Osiris) and spit in a blind man’s eyes and touched the lame man’s leg with his heel (Fisherman’s boot) and healed both of them. Read this in Suetonius Twelve Caesars or check it out in John 9:6 & Mark 8:22-24. And to this day everyone in my family have 20/20 vision even to the age of 90 and we have no flat feet or hammer toes like Domitian. In the writings of the ancient Egyptians we have Ra and Osiris spiting into people’s eyes healing their blindness.
The Host: You have another question and this will be our last.
David IceTeeCube: why do whites like our Sports, entertainment figures but hate everyone else. Why do the police harass us with taped phones and bugs trying to get us to fight each other? Why do they use Religion, drugs, Hollywood to dumb us down and pacify us from our full potential.
The Host: We need to get the devil out of Hollywood and Religion and tell the truth about its true origins. The government should start honoring our privacy “or else”. They need to stop playing with us and stop the harassment. We all share the same DNA linking us to a single dark/ black woman in Africa. We come from one Queen and one King fear not this original black planet. Fear not the black penis it’s a gift from God for the love of mankind.

If it rises we have life
If it falls we have all kinds of strife
We know you hate it you plot against Husband and wife
Never, never again will you touch it with your knife
 

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