Black Poetry : ~~Like My Men... Like My Cars ~~(An Angelicsage and Triniti424 Collabo)

Discussion in 'Black Poetry - Get Your Flow On!' started by angelicsage, May 13, 2004.

  1. renee31127 New Member

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    You two simply amaze me, everytime! No one does it better. I love cars and definately love me some men. You can't all ways start of with the top of the line you gotta drive a few hoopties before you can get a luxury car. Beautiful peice, although I would expect no less from you two :bowdown:
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    Ok I know Im going to hear this but........................

    I like My Women Like I like computers

    She's a e-machine
    Sister who cant compute
    Slow on the download
    always having to reboot
    She's like windows 97 0r is that 96?
    Sister need an upgrade just to exist!

    Her modem aint working
    her memory is low'
    her ports are dusty
    did this thing just freeze up again.....aaawwwwwww no!

    I like my women like my computers
    Dude I should have gotten a Dell
    She's on a dial up mode
    IM on a DSL.

    McAfee did a scan and she seems infected
    I closing her files and her disk has been rejected.
    Her processor is smoking always getting hot 2 fast
    Her fan don't blow ... yes she's heading for the trash!

    Look did I do that?
    Ohh yes I did
    IM opening the pack
    I up graded her bid!
    Dude I got a Dell Dimension 2400 in all black
    Flat screen with a phat fiber optic pack
    Pentium 4 processor this lady aint slow
    she took my programming needs
    and up graded herself to a cable modem
    Baby zips through pages in a breeze
    And has more than enough memory to load them.

    See her Java was smooth and her Microsoft has filled all my needs
    She was like AOL 9.0 the other was like netzero on weed.
    I run my fingers on her keys and I type real slow
    She loves my XP and how I plug in my scanner and go

    I no longer have to control/alt/delete.
    she is top of the line
    Her frame is sleek
    She made her Lexmark mine.

    See I like my women like my computers
    fast and built to last
    I like my women like my computers
    That's why the old model is in the trash!


    LOL

    :help:
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    Simply Off Chain. Great Poem.
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    Im always being good ...huh?? :smokin: