Black People : Army Gets How-To Guide for Zombie Invasion

the Army Zombie Combat Command has put together a nifty manual on how to identify, fight, and kill those murderous mobs of the undead. Soldiers can now add the FM 999-3 Counter-Zombie Operations at the Fireteam Level to their arsenal – “the primary doctrinal reference on conducting fire team sized infantry operations in a Zombie infested environment in the United States.”
And as far as we know, this is the only (non) arm of the service that “guarantees the survival of the United States in the event of any Zombie emergency.”
Danger Room has already provided the civilian guide for the next zombie apocalypse. We’re glad to see such a forward-thinking authority prepare our nation’s troops to counter the next non-existent threat. It’s “based on intelligence collected from various Zombie outbreaks around the world,” so you know it’s reliable.
So how should our enlisted men and women fight the troves of Zombies who threaten to eradicate our species? Well, since every Zombie outbreak is slightly different, this guide is a handy how-to for dealing with unexpected developments.

First, identifying these flesh-eating monsters. Unfortunately, only “qualified medical personnel” can identify Type A infections (the weaker version that only starts the zombie-conversion process upon death). But never fear, the manual has precise instructions for identifying zombies at any stage o


http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2011/06/army-gets-how-to-guide-for-zombie-invasion/

This is from last year.

More, it has a disclaimer.

I did not download the PDF, but one person reported the disclaimer as:

"This publication is not published by, nor endorsed by the United States Army. The Fort Clement address is a false address (other addresses that appear on this publication are real or were real at the time of publication). This publication’s aim is to serve as a parody and entertain soldiers and civilians alike. Please do not take any of the contents seriously. We are not responsible for any injury, harm or mishaps that may occur as a result of following directions included within the text of this publication or elsewhere. We will probably try to claim credit for any successes. We will probably fail."

What's the point of publicizing parodies?

i dunno what the heck this talk is about zombies. what is this zombie business yall talking about?

In todays world, do you really expect anyone at all that knows what's going on to fess up, put their name on ish or even fight to reveal its credibility???? Look at Wikileaks....he was doing the world a favor and now his life isn't worth two pennies to boot...and to add insult to injury, when he was doing his thing he had support from all over....now that the heat is on, where's that support now??? Where is the outcry? Where where where? This is the sad saga of the masses of people just like in the Bible...." God, I ain't got nothin to do with this ish!! She was the one that gave me that apple and ...... Just saying...lets keep this ish real and not act as if we don't understand.

I am not convinced that the European is wise. And I trust my two eyes more than I trust their billions.