I got more clues than a blue dog//
with more rhymes than Lou Rawls//
I make you change your style like Ru Paul//
I pull women like U-Hauls//
I use BlackSurge to take my rap style to the net to pursue yall//
If poems was a game Ill be MVP//
the Most Valuable Poet on the NET//
You might even see ya boy up on MTV//
im one brother on the web you can't pimpEZ//
I got more cheese than Craft//
I got more game than Shaft// (shut yo mouth)
I take more chances in the world than a game of craps//
I know yall thinking that im so insane//
and yall can't even fill me like Novocain//
I say some stuff that'll blow ya brain//
My name DeJay don't act like yall don't know the name//.