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dstny
06-17-2005, 09:44 PM
A father put his three year old daughter to bed, and listened to her prayers - which she ended by saying "God bless mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma, and good-bye grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"

The little girl answered "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

When the grandpa died on the very next day, the father thought it was just a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers: "God bless mommy, God bless daddy and good-bye grandma."

Next day the grandmother died. "My gosh," thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side."

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say "God bless mommy and good-bye daddy."

He practically went into shock! Couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could just get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt very safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.

Finally midnight arrived. He breathed a sigh of relief and finally went home.

When he got home his wife asked "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?"

He answered "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."

She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning the mailman dropped dead on our porch!"

Ledda
06-17-2005, 09:53 PM
OH GOSH, NO! You have some good ones!

panafrica
06-17-2005, 10:40 PM
The mailman has struck once again!!

watzinaname
06-18-2005, 01:58 AM
Guess that postman had been delivering more than just letters...Funny.

$$RICH$$
06-18-2005, 07:47 PM
we need to call the postmaster coz the mailman is doing a wild job ....lol

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