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dstny
04-16-2005, 02:01 PM
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely
see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an
intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing
it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light." After a few
more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red again.
Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was
almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that
she was losing it. She was getting nervous. At the next intersection,
sure enough, the light was red and they went on through. So, she turned
to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you know that we just ran
through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!"
Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, crap, am I driving?"

watzinaname
04-16-2005, 02:14 PM
Now you know you're wrong for that...but I must admit, this had me rolling. Hope she remembers how to stop that new fangled motor car. LOL thanks for the laugh.

PurpleMoons
04-16-2005, 02:48 PM
:lol: :haha: :haha: :lol:

$$RICH$$
04-18-2005, 03:57 AM
busting at the side hahahahahahaha!!!!
too funny

panafrica
04-18-2005, 07:05 AM
I bet they were driving slow too!

AHMOSE
04-20-2005, 12:36 AM
Thanks for sharing.

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