A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her
index finger shot off.

"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your
finger off?"

"No, Silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I
just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the
chest."

"So then?" asked the doctor.

"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

"So then?"

"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud
noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."

Being blonde should be considered a disability. :bam:

Thanks, for laugh of my day! :shades:

Hey give her credit. At least she was thinking

lol she show nuff was ...lol