A burglar broke into a home and was looking around with his flashlight when he heard a voice say "Jesus is watching you."

He turned around and saw a parrot

Parrot: Hi my name is Moses. Jesus is watching you
Burglar: What kind of idiot would name a parrot Moses
Woman from behind him: The same idiot that named this rottweiler Jesus

Amen, alright... Jesus is watching you, lol.

Thnx! I really needed a laugh right then.

bow wow wow yeep yo yeep ya !
the doggie is ready to play

u can't catch me coz i'm the burglar no way !
ouch ! as the bit was laid
this was wild but funny

Now this puts a true meaning into taking a bite outta crime.