1. Nice body. Are those real?
2. Ya wanna split a drink?
3. Great dress! In fact I have the perfect earring for that.

add more if you like

here is a few .....
hey any fries come with that shake !
can we share a moment or few ticks !
hello sugar cause you looking sweet !

they don't work sistah's don't wanna hear that crap or cheap rap....lol
i'll add more

LOL
Squirrels looking for you, $$RICH$$. No we don't go for nuts but the squirrels do LOL

this line never works for me ...

"Hi ... you shole look like my baby's daddy ... may i swab the inside of your cheek for DNA?"

:heart:

Destee

Des you so crazy..lol
Well, I usually wait till they finish their drink Des, and then I swab their glass for DNA samples, that way I always secure the sample...lolol.

I did have a guy approach me, trying to use big words he didn't even know how to use...lol
Othe than that one guy,I have had some pretty nice guys approach me. :)

The worst lines ever, sadly used by some of my friends.

"Hey girl, how old are you"?
"Get wit a winner, drop that chicken dinner".
"Baby, I didn't know angels flew this low".
"You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind".
"Baby, you're almost as cute as me".
"Girl, love is a game for two, and I wanna play with you".
"Do you have mirror in your pocket, cuz I can see myself in your pants".

"Your parents must be retarted because you sure are special"
"Can I have your number I forgot mine"
"Did it hurt,when you fell from heaven?"
"Your father must be a theif because he stole the stars out the sky and placed them in your eyes"
"Ay,Ay, girl!"
"Can we make a trade?"

To All: No wonder there are so many single people in the world! :ohmy:

Very true pan. That's scary that people think these lines work and have the courage to try and use them.

:laugh: This thread is too much..... :laugh:

Have you ever had someone come up to you and say:

"You don't remember me"?

Knowing good and well the two of you never met. Just trying to start conversation. My memory is not that bad.

:lol: :laugh:

Hey shawty how you be? please i am 6'1
Have I seen u b4?
Your eyes are so pretty? but lookin at my butt
hey boo whats ya name? whas a boo?

this line never works for me ...

"Hi ... yes, i'm single again ... all my previous men are dead."

:heart:

Destee

:lol: destee.....ya scaring them off
be settle hook them then tell them
all your previous men are dead.
and ask for the DNA swap sample...:lol:
.....smh

this line never works for me ...

"Hi ... yes, i'm single again ... all my previous men are dead."

:heart:

Destee
Wonder why that one doesn't work? It sounds innocent enough. You might try reminding them that if they get with you they will never have to worry about jealous ex-husbands or you leaving them to go back to a man you're still in love with. Geesh! Why don't men look on the bright side of things?

drop that zero get with this hero
i thought i saw u last night was it u
if u looking i'm seeking .........please !

men at most hand don't know how to step to a woman without the flimflam

this one could work:

D@mn,...HEY SHAWWTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYY!!!


me bein goofy....

If a man ever calls me shawty again imma :kick: ...im taller than you and you got the nerve to call me shawty... :hammer: