Hello Family ... and calm down ... i mean no disrespect by this question.

In voice chat (http://destee.com/chat) recently, Brother Keita mentioned that most aren't aware that there is a specific time of the month that a man's seed, "comes down," or something like that.

Oh Gosh ... i know i'm not quoting him exactly right ... but he said something like this.

Brother Keita ... anyone ... would you please enlighten us?

Thanks.

:heart:

Destee

Gurl Wit Da Way Mine Act Up Sometime :grin: They Got To Be Having Sumthin'!

His period seems to come on just as mine is going off. His only last a day or two though. Ni ain't dat sumthin. :huh:


Joyce

I have mine every morning when I have to crawl out of bed to go to work. It last about 8-9 hours until I get off work. :toast:

Uhhhh.....can't help you with this one, sorry!

I do not have a period. But I have my moments, I am having them now LOL.

I do not have a period. But I have my moments, I am having them now LOL.


Manaisac...yes dear you have cycles too, you're just not aware of them. :peace:

c'mon Brother Keita ... where are you ... QQ

:heart:

Destee

no way do we have them but some men may have a spell but a period no way !!

This is Funny. Keita, maybe you should come explain? If not it doesn't matter. :puke:

Here are somethings I found would happen and how men would act if we did have periods. :nuts:

http://pages.towson.edu/romans/python/memperiods.txt

" If men had periods they would brag about the size of their tampons

Since history was recorded, male human beings have built
whole cultures around the idea that penis-envy is "natural"
to women--though having such an unprotected organ might be
said to make men more vulnerable, and the power to give
birth makes womb-envy at least logical. In short, logic has
nothing to do with it. What would happen, for instance, if
suddenly, magically, men could menstruate and women could
not? The answer is clear--menstruation would become an
enviable, boast-worthy, masculine event:

Men would brag about how long and how much. :bowdown:

Boys would mark the onset of menses, that longed-for proof
of manhood, with religious ritual and stag parties.

The US Congress would fund a National Institute of
Dysmenorrhea to help stamp out monthly discomforts.

Sanitary supplies would be federally funded and free. (Of
course, some men would still pay for the prestige of
commercial brands such as John Wayne Tampons, Muhammed Ali's
Rope-a-dope Pads, Joe Namath Jock Shields--"For Those Light
Bachelor Days," and Robert "Baretta" Blake Maxi-Pads.) :thanks:

Military men, right-wing politicians, and religious
fundamentalists would cite menstruation ("MENstruation") as
proof that only men could serve in the army ("You have to
give blood to take blood"), occupy political office ("Can
women be aggressive without that steadfast cycle governed by
the planet Mars?"), be priests and ministers ("how could a
woman give her blood for our sins"), or rabbis ("Without the
monthly loss of impurities, women remain unclean"). :eeek:

Male radicals, left-wing politicians, and mystics, however,
would insist that women are equal, just different; and that
any woman could enter their ranks if only she were willing
to self-inflict a major wound every month ("You MUST give
blood for the revolution"), recognize the preeminence of
menstrual issues, or subordinate her selfness to all men in
their Cycle of Enlightenment. :rolling:

Street guys would brag ("I'm a three-pad man") or answer
praise from a buddy ("Man, you are lookin' good") by giving
fives and saying, "Yeah, man, I'm on the rag!" :puke: :bomb:

TV shows would treat the subject at length.
* "Happy Days": Richie and Potsie try to convince Fonzie
that he is still "The Fonz," though he has missed two
periods in a row.
* So would newspapers. (JUDGE CITES MONTHLY STRESS IN
PARDONING RAPIST.)
* And movies. (Newman and Redford in "Blood Brothers"!)
Men would convince women that intercourse was more
pleasurable at "that time of the month." Lesbians would be
said to fear blood and therefore life itself--though
probably only because they needed a good menstruating man.

Of course, male intellectuals would offer the most moral and
logical arguments. How could a woman master any discipline
that demanded a sense of time, space, mathematics, or
measurement, for instance, without that in-built gift for
measuring the cycles of the moon and planets--and thus for
measuring anything at all? In the rarefied fields of
philosophy and religion, could women compensate for missing
the rhythm of the universe? Or for their lack of symbolic
death-and-resurrection every month? "

Have fun with this!

WoooooW :jawdrop:Brother Hodee!
:laugh: :cry: :laugh: :cry: :blush: :ohmy:
LOL! I sure hope that I can pull myself back
together after this one! :grin:

Due to the overwhelming curiosity concerning if men have cycles, I have posted the answer on my forum. There will also be a "black mind" book list posted there very shortly.

Thankyou
Keita O. Kenyatta

Thank you all for responding ... Brother HODEE ... that stuff is too funnee !! :)

Thank you Brother Keita ... i'm headed over there now.

To make it easy for the Family to follow this discussion ...

here's a link to Brother Keita's response to this question:

http://www.destee.com/forums/showthread.php?t=25881

:heart:

Destee

I hear there is such a thing called I.M.S...similar symptoms like P.M.S for women.

I hear there is such a thing called I.M.S...similar symptoms like P.M.S for women.

Sister CarrieMonet ... what does I.M.S. stand for ... please?

Irritating Man Syndrome ? ... hehehe ... :wink:

:heart:

Destee

IMS Syndrome (http://www.menalive.com/ims.htm)

Here is an excerpt.


The Irritable Male Syndrome Definition and Questionnaire
I define the Irritable Male Syndrome (IMS) as a state of hypersensitivity, anxiety, frustration and anger that occurs in males and is associated with hormonal fluctuations, stress and loss of male identity.
I have identified feeling states and behaviors that are characteristic of men going through IMS. What follows are the top 20.
1. Angry
2. Impatient
3. Blaming
4. Dissatisfied
5. Sarcastic
6. Anxious
7. Hypersensitive
8. Unappreciated
9. Tense
10. Unloving
11. Hostile
12. Argumentative
13. Depressed
14. Frustrated
15. Withdrawn
16. Sad
17. Defiant
18. Defensive
19. Demanding
20. Troubled

there is a specific time of the month that a man's seed, "comes down," or something like that..........
mine comes down when she is around..........otherwise it stays safely tucked away, minding it's own business :shades:

can't answer for all men but i can for myself i don't have a period !
the myth of it states anything but can't place me in a period or on a period

This is Funny. Keita, maybe you should come explain? If not it doesn't matter. :puke:

Here are somethings I found would happen and how men would act if we did have periods. :nuts:

http://pages.towson.edu/romans/python/memperiods.txt

" If men had periods they would brag about the size of their tampons

Since history was recorded, male human beings have built
whole cultures around the idea that penis-envy is "natural"
to women--though having such an unprotected organ might be
said to make men more vulnerable, and the power to give
birth makes womb-envy at least logical. In short, logic has
nothing to do with it. What would happen, for instance, if
suddenly, magically, men could menstruate and women could
not? The answer is clear--menstruation would become an
enviable, boast-worthy, masculine event:

Men would brag about how long and how much. :bowdown:

Boys would mark the onset of menses, that longed-for proof
of manhood, with religious ritual and stag parties.

The US Congress would fund a National Institute of
Dysmenorrhea to help stamp out monthly discomforts.

Sanitary supplies would be federally funded and free. (Of
course, some men would still pay for the prestige of
commercial brands such as John Wayne Tampons, Muhammed Ali's
Rope-a-dope Pads, Joe Namath Jock Shields--"For Those Light
Bachelor Days," and Robert "Baretta" Blake Maxi-Pads.) :thanks:

Military men, right-wing politicians, and religious
fundamentalists would cite menstruation ("MENstruation") as
proof that only men could serve in the army ("You have to
give blood to take blood"), occupy political office ("Can
women be aggressive without that steadfast cycle governed by
the planet Mars?"), be priests and ministers ("how could a
woman give her blood for our sins"), or rabbis ("Without the
monthly loss of impurities, women remain unclean"). :eeek:

Male radicals, left-wing politicians, and mystics, however,
would insist that women are equal, just different; and that
any woman could enter their ranks if only she were willing
to self-inflict a major wound every month ("You MUST give
blood for the revolution"), recognize the preeminence of
menstrual issues, or subordinate her selfness to all men in
their Cycle of Enlightenment. :rolling:

Street guys would brag ("I'm a three-pad man") or answer
praise from a buddy ("Man, you are lookin' good") by giving
fives and saying, "Yeah, man, I'm on the rag!" :puke: :bomb:

TV shows would treat the subject at length.
* "Happy Days": Richie and Potsie try to convince Fonzie
that he is still "The Fonz," though he has missed two
periods in a row.
* So would newspapers. (JUDGE CITES MONTHLY STRESS IN
PARDONING RAPIST.)
* And movies. (Newman and Redford in "Blood Brothers"!)
Men would convince women that intercourse was more
pleasurable at "that time of the month." Lesbians would be
said to fear blood and therefore life itself--though
probably only because they needed a good menstruating man.

Of course, male intellectuals would offer the most moral and
logical arguments. How could a woman master any discipline
that demanded a sense of time, space, mathematics, or
measurement, for instance, without that in-built gift for
measuring the cycles of the moon and planets--and thus for
measuring anything at all? In the rarefied fields of
philosophy and religion, could women compensate for missing
the rhythm of the universe? Or for their lack of symbolic
death-and-resurrection every month? "

Have fun with this!


*picking self off of the floor* umm....yowzers..i think i need cpr..that was wild.. good lawd

I don't think we have periods but I do know that we have our moments.



Peace...

we have our moments of the signs or attitudes, but no periods. wow. this made me laugh. but i understand why destee asked.

Men don't have periods, but many men DO suffer from something called "male menopause" as they get older.

Some people call it the "mid-life crisis".

All a "Period" is, is a chemical imbalance.

Men do indeed have such, even though it's not of the menstral sort.

All a "Period" is, is a chemical imbalance.

Men do indeed have such, even though it's not of the menstral sort.


According to the dictionary:

PERIOD
Pronunciation: 'pir-E-&d
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English pariode, from Middle French periode, from Medieval Latin, Latin, & Greek; Medieval Latin periodus period of time, punctuation mark, from Latin & Greek; Latin, rhetorical period, from Greek periodos circuit, period of time, rhetorical period, from peri- + hodos way
1 : the completion of a cycle, a series of events, or a single action : CONCLUSION
2 a (1) : an utterance from one full stop to another : SENTENCE (2) : a well-proportioned sentence of several clauses (3) : PERIODIC SENTENCE b : a musical structure or melodic section usually composed of two or more contrasting or complementary phrases and ending with a cadence
3 a : the full pause with which the utterance of a sentence closes b : END, STOP
4 obsolete : GOAL, PURPOSE
5 a : a point . used to mark the end (as of a declarative sentence or an abbreviation) -- often used interjectionally to emphasize that no more need be said <I don't remember -- period> b : a rhythmical unit in Greek verse composed of a series of two or more cola
6 a : a portion of time determined by some recurring phenomenon b (1) : the interval of time required for a cyclic motion or phenomenon to complete a cycle and begin to repeat itself (2) : a number k that does not change the value of a periodic function f when added to the independent variable; especially : the smallest such number c : a single cyclic occurrence of menstruation
7 a : a chronological division : STAGE b : a division of geologic time longer than an epoch and included in an era c : a stage of culture having a definable place in time and space
8 a : one of the divisions of the academic day b : one of the divisions of the playing time of a game
synonyms PERIOD, EPOCH, ERA, AGE mean a division of time. PERIOD may designate an extent of time of any length <periods of economic prosperity>. EPOCH applies to a period begun or set off by some significant or striking quality, change, or series of events <the steam engine marked a new epoch in industry>. ERA suggests a period of history marked by a new or distinct order of things <the era of global communications>. AGE is used frequently of a fairly definite period dominated by a prominent figure or feature <the age of Samuel Johnson>.


I've read nothing about a "chemical imbalance" in this definition.


A period is just a length of time.

A woman's mentration is often refered to as a "period" because it comes at a certain marked TIME or CYCLE each month.

We all know that you are quite pedestrian when it comes to knowing the English language, but that is why I apostrophized ("") "Period".

If you bothered to even read the definitions that you posted (we all know you didn't), you'd notice that the cycle of menstruation does not appear therein either.

Speaking of menstruation, all that cycle is, is a chemical imbalance, as I previously stated.

And men do indeed undergo "periods" (cycles) of chemical imbalances; those balances are not as scheduled as women's are (not necessarily related to our reproductive systems), but they do exist.

PEACE

Sam

And men do indeed undergo "periods" (cycles) of chemical imbalances; those balances are not as scheduled as women's are (not necessarily related to our reproductive systems), but they do exist.

Speaking of menstruation, all that cycle is, is a chemical imbalance, as I previously stated.
If my memory and vision serves me correct.
What you previously stated was simply..and I quote:

All a "Period" is, is a chemical imbalance.

I didn't read the word "cycle" in there.

You said a period was a CHEMICAL DISORDER, not a time frame.

And you were wrong.

:rolleyes: yanno smh

AT FIRST... I didnt think men had periods but ummmm :look: errrrrrrrrrr uhhhhhhhh :confused:

Judging by some of the back and forth banter that I have read RECENTLY...

I am SERIOUSLY starting to think so smh lol

Triniti

AT FIRST... I didnt think men had periods but ummmm errrrrrrrrrr uhhhhhhhh

Judging by some of the back and forth banter that I have read RECENTLY...

I am SERIOUSLY starting to think so smh lol
That's what I'm saying....

Wuss the dilly with some of the cats up in here?

Don't they know we all in the same gang?

Don't they know :argue: = :bomb:

Triniti


That's what I'm saying....

Wuss the dilly with some of the cats up in here?

Don't they know we all in the same gang?

Don't they know :argue: = :bomb:

*batting my eyelashes @ my dearest brotha Ralfa'il*

Brotha come ova hea for a second so I can hug you.................. :hammer:

It takes TWO papito and claro que si I can understand that you jes CAAAAAAAAAAAAAnt help yourself

but to run that Brotha powered mouth of yours smh mercy but you want an answer to that question honey

look in the mirror and ask yaself lol

I love you my brotha I truly do and that is why I feel the urge to jes :hammer: some sense into dat oversized melon you call a head LOL smh

*sigh* smh Brothas...can't live with em', can't exist without em, can't get em to shuddap when they need to lol

:smokin: No wonder my cousins in L.A. warned me not to mess around with them women up in Oakland!

:smokin: No wonder my cousins in L.A. warned me not to mess around with them women up in Oakland!
:lol: And dont you forget it brotha ;) :D

I am not graceful like my sister River...you stir the waters with me...well

brotha I am an Island Nubian Chile'...mess around and get drowned :lol:

Triniti

And dont you forget it brotha

I am not graceful like my sister River...you stir the waters with me...well

brotha I am an Island Nubian Chile'...mess around and get drowned
Little John said: What!!!!

Girl...you...

yeah...

((nodds head vigorously))

aaiight.....

((trying to choke back laughter at work))


All I gotta say is....you better be glad sista Destee put that "tether" around a bruthaz neck.
:wink:

I'd fatten you up with pastries, deck you out with jewlry, and put your sassy behind in my harem!
:slobber: :slobber: :slobber:

Triniti


Little John said: What!!!!

Girl...you...

yeah...

((nodds head vigorously))

aaiight.....

((trying to choke back laughter at work))


All I gotta say is....you better be glad sista Destee put that "tether" around a bruthaz neck.
:wink:

I'd fatten you up with pastries, deck you out with jewlry, and put your sassy behind in my harem!
:slobber: :slobber: :slobber:

Awwwwwwwwww...

how...:read: :look: "quaint"

Destee Mae...My gorgeous Sistah Warrior Queen...Let this brotha know :lol: smh

Aint no need for tethers round me sweetie I am "equipped" enuff to handle my own

By the time I am through you'll be a strong blak man BEGGIN for the tether :lol:

I know I'm on probation but just like that Boyz II Men song:

I can't let her go...
just can't let her go....






Alright...alright..... :laugh:

I gots nothing but love for you my lovely Westside sista.

Triniti----- :luvu:

I know I'm on probation but just like that Boyz II Men song:

I can't let her go...
just can't let her go....



Alright...alright..... :laugh:

I gots nothing but love for you my lovely Westside sista.

Triniti----- :luvu:

smart move ;)

believe me when you are dealing with me...my brotha :D

that "tether" is there for YOUR safety LOL

*kiss*kiss*hug*hug*:D

Brother Ralfa'il and Sister Triniti ... this is sooooo precious !!!! :love:

have we made a love connection ... right here on destee ??!!!

yall are too cute!

:heart:

Destee

I was talking to this guy about the male equivalent to female health stuff...
I thought i would share what his idea of it was...

Men have periods...
In sports. He said Hockey...1st period,2nd period, and 3rd period lol
PMS=Pass more steak
Bloated=After a good meal
Cramps=The bends after a night of drinkin'
"That not so fresh feeling"-Leaving without a fubu track suit and timbs on
Men-O-Pause=what we do when a sweet looking female walks into the room

From what I read most men dont get IMS

Brother Ralfa'il and Sister Triniti ... this is sooooo precious !!!! :love:

have we made a love connection ... right here on destee ??!!!

yall are too cute!

:heart:

Destee

:lol:

Destee :jawdrop: what kind of sister do you take me for :nono:

Now you KNOW I could NEVER take one of your husbands from you ;)

I mean I know they are community property and all :look: but yanno :D

I think its best if the they alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllll stay wif you lolol

My medication only serves ONE lol

* whispering to all the Brothers *

Sister Triniti is not easily swayed ... but she does give points for persistence!

don't give up on her !!!!

no matter if she says stuff like ... Destee them iz yo' menzzz ... no matter what she says ... she is just try'n ta throw yall off ... do not be deterred my Brothers! ... no matter that ... just hang in there ... keep woo'n her with that awesome stuff you Brothers do ... and before long ... you will have a bride! ... not just any bride mind you ... but one of the sweetest, wisest, smartest, Sisters i know!

but now ... don't tell her i told yall this!

Sister Triniti ... what are you talking about Sister?

You know you be gett'n extra refills on that medication ... you got plenty enuff for alla us! :lol:

:heart:

Destee

Destee and triniti y'all know ya'll need to quit :lol::lol::lol::lol:

both of you all are "too hot to trot"...:lol::lol::lol::lol:

I can feel the female hormones popping right out of my screen...soon or later some brothers in big trouble, in a good kind of way :lol::lol:... :D

brother Ralfa'il do you know Triniti has some "booty pics" in the family album?:

http://destee.com/forums/showthread.php?t=24018&page=7&pp=10

* whispering to all the Brothers *

Sister Triniti is not easily swayed ... but she does give points for persistence!

don't give up on her !!!!

no matter if she says stuff like ... Destee them iz yo' menzzz ... no matter what she says ... she is just try'n ta throw yall off ... do not be deterred my Brothers! ... no matter that ... just hang in there ... keep woo'n her with that awesome stuff you Brothers do ... and before long ... you will have a bride! ... not just any bride mind you ... but one of the sweetest, wisest, smartest, Sisters i know!

but now ... don't tell her i told yall this!

Sister Triniti ... what are you talking about Sister?

You know you be gett'n extra refills on that medication ... you got plenty enuff for alla us! :lol:

:heart:

Destee

:jawdrop: :eek: :eeek: DESTEE MAE!!! smh :eek: :eeek: :jawdrop:

How are you gon lead your menz in the path of destruction :lol:

smh now you know you got it twisted lol I dont "throw em off"

I throw thangs...shoes, bricks, biscuits :D lolol If I can get it off da ground and hurl it QQ

Look out cause hur it come LOL *sigh* and thas why I CANT share my medication

nope not at all :slobber: as you can see :nuts: I need it :lol:

And none of your husbands wanna leave you anyway shoo lolol

huggin me and calling YO name?!?!

mess around & be the FIRST to get stabbed wif the underwire from the bustier smh have mercy :laugh:

Destee and triniti y'all know ya'll need to quit :lol::lol::lol::lol:

both of you all are "too hot to trot"...:lol::lol::lol::lol:

I can feel the female hormones popping right out of my screen...soon or later some brothers in big trouble, in a good kind of way :lol::lol:... :D

"hot to trot"???? :ohmy: Destee??!!??

Ummmmm...*whispering* Destee mae...how brotha sun ship know your "stage name" QQ :look:

tsk tsk tsk :read: Des do onlee da "good boy" husbands get to see the "private show"? :bellyd:

Cause ummmm Brotha Sun Ship had to know your "boom boom room" name somehow shoo QQ :book: hehehe

brother Ralfa'il do you know Triniti has some "booty pics" in the family album?


:uhoh: lol Brotha Pan smh do you know how quiet I have been

JUST to avoid having those being brought back up smh

and you just HAD to just smh see smh SEE! smh I do NOT have any "booty pics"

so :tongue: :hammer: lolol

brother Ralfa'il do you know Triniti has some "booty pics" in the family album?:

http://destee.com/forums/showthread.php?t=24018&page=7&pp=10

I hope this doesn't come off the wrong way, but based on the pics in that thread, and physically speaking, Triniti is the "perfect fit" of the size and shape of woman that I prefer.

Not that anybody really cares I know, but just thought I'd share that. I'll go away now. :bye:

PEACE

Brutha Pan

brother Ralfa'il do you know Triniti has some "booty pics" in the family album?:

No I didn't.....

But I do now! :x:


From now on, I'm gonna stop calling my well stacked OakTown sista "Triniti" and start calling her "Trina".


That girl is :darts:


.....that is...if my first wife "River" doesn't mind.

Nevermind folks

a period of what?

Yeah when they can't get their way!:killpc:

Yeah when they can't get their way!:killpc:

interesting
male periods
hmmm

Hello Family ... and calm down ... i mean no disrespect by this question.

In voice chat (http://destee.com/chat) recently, Brother Keita mentioned that most aren't aware that there is a specific time of the month that a man's seed, "comes down," or something like that.

Oh Gosh ... i know i'm not quoting him exactly right ... but he said something like this.

Brother Keita ... anyone ... would you please enlighten us?

Thanks.

:heart:

Destee

.o0( I'm offended by the tone of this thread )

there is a specific time of the month that a man's seed, "comes down," or something like that.

you want to know when my seed comes down?
i'll tell you if you first tell why you need that information..........:weights:

you want to know when my seed comes down?
i'll tell you if you first tell why you need that information..........:weights:

SO WE CAN KNOW WHEN TO STAY THE HELL AWAY:bullseye: :thinking:

SO WE CAN KNOW WHEN TO STAY THE HELL AWAY:bullseye: :thinking:

Naw this is a thread that I think will turn ugly

Naw this is a thread that I think will turn ugly

I don't think so, only three of us can get into the site:laugh: :laugh:
Destee hurry and fix this!:laugh:

SO WE CAN KNOW WHEN TO STAY THE HELL AWAY:bullseye: :thinking:
during the full moon, i change...........

during the full moon, i change...........

INTO WHAT?:devil:

INTO WHAT?:devil:
be in my place on midnight of the full moon and you can find out......:slobber:

Dude that play Madea might but I don't ......I'm always like this



MississippiRed

be in my place on midnight of the full moon and you can find out......:slobber:

Oh dam wait let me get my workout on, you're older you have experience:weights: :weights: :weights: :weights: :weights:

Dude that play Madea might but I don't ......I'm always like this



MississippiRed

You wrong for dat!:hammer:

Dude that play Madea might but I don't ......I'm always like this



MississippiRed

Same here!

Same here!

yall aint right:slingshot