:new: Aight folks -

This is the spot where we gon' post the CRAZIEST, FUNNIEST, WILDEST lines folks drop in Voice Chat. :huh: :fairy: :geek: :jawdrop: :lol: :wave: :laugh: Just as long as the quotEE isn't offended and it's in keepin' wit' Destee.com rules it's all good. So heeeere we goooooooo . . . :grouphug: :wave: :party: :jumping: :rolling:

Don't be gettin' all booty-hurt!

-Triniti :lol: :laugh: :nuts: :rolling:

Ya underdig??? :huh:

--ManasiaC

I'm a give up da mic -- just ONE minute :uhoh: :hammer: :o :fight: :laugh: :lol: :huh:

-Monetary

Hiiiiiiii Fambleeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! :wave: :wave: :wave: :laugh: :lol: :love: :grouphug:
-Destee

Put some panties on ya text!! :huh: :x: :look: :shades:

-The Famblee

Changes, SIT STILL!!! :hot: :roll: :spank: :nuts: :rolling: :spin: :nono: :nono: :nono: :love: :laugh: :lol: :laugh:

-Da WomenFolk

I'm finna read dis peeerm for ya'll :laugh: :lol: :laugh:

-Nita Mae

I am ALREADY... GROWN!
-Changes

*said when MBA sent changes to the corner for the umpteenth time* :lol: :lol: smh
:lol: I tell yall these brothas jus dont learn LOL :laugh:

"meh-meh-meh-meh-meh-meh-meh-meh"
-Anonymous Aimless Imitator

QQ
QQ
:lol: If you were there then you already KNOW :laugh:

"SAY (INSERT NAME HERE)"
-Manasiac

*what brotha man says b4 we are about to hear one of his..."Once-upon-my-multiple-women-havin-nights" stories* :lol:
But we Loves him so muchh lolol :laugh:

"DONT MAKE ME GET THE HAMMA!!"
-Mzblkangel or in money's words...mizzzzzzzzzzzzblkkkkkkkkkkANGELLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLL :lol:

*what she says to practically anyone and erryone :lol: :laugh: :lol::smash: :hammer::lol:*

"psssh please my name is SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOV"
-Changes

*what brotha changes was sayin even though he was already in the corner LOL :lol::laugh::lol:*

"Oh wait let me get my butter knife...I may not cut ya but I'll scratch the heck outta ya!"
-Nita mae aka Bonquisha laesha Jenkins aka Alkebulaneesha aka wildstyle aka many many manyyy more

*what nita mae says when she gettin ready to be on alert smh we done tole her to upgrade to steak knife but sista faithful to that butter knife smh* :lol::lol::laugh::laugh:

whooooooo....I'm glad I peeked in hurr....lolol
rofl @ Trin and Changes......man....smh

Don't forget

the famous Cyber Slap quote now....Cause many times I have had to reach out and cyber smack..some people.......lol

Oh and let's not 4get

the woman with fiftyleven kids.......rofl
lQQkin...why yall lQQkin @ me...I only have twentyleven kids....lol :lol:

hehehe right nita let me fix that :lol:

"Dont make me cyber slap you!"
-Nita mae

*what nita mae says when the butta knife doesnt work...what yall expect it is a butter knife :lol:*

How can we forget:

"I want to let you hear this piece...." (Kwasi Accent) Usually follwoed by a poem that you can barely hur over the mic

"I dont know why they scared of my fiftyeleven chiren they dont bite..."
-the Delectable Destee

*Destee tryin to scare the millions of mens wanting her so that she can at least get some sleep for 2 minutes without them stalking her...cept it doesnt work :laugh:*

AIIIIIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT - MBA

"this a true story right hur..."
-Manasia

*what manaisa says after one of his "DRAMA FILLED" stories to further confirm our affirmations that he needs a new hobby* :lol:

We can not go any further without DESTEE's FAMOS quote: GOSHHHH! :geek:

hehehe Right Remby :D

oh and let us not forget the eva so hyperactive...

"MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH"
-...ok yall KNOW who does that QQ@ money :lol:

"Ok thas enough "nice" I cant handle that lol..."
-Changes_changes aka the brotha wit the same first and last name :lol:

*what brotha changes says when we "women folk" try to Love him, because he LIKEs it when when we get fiesty hehehe :D smh then he wonders why we send him to the corner smh :laugh:*

@ Trin.........lol :jumping:

You don't know me well DO ya Brotha? You just steppin' on UP in huuur aint you!?!? :eek: :smash: :smash: :smash:

--MzblkAngel to a BRAND NEW Famblee member . . . sistah scurrin' em into submission already :rolleyes: :huh: :lol: :lol:

I'd have to go "incognegro"

--Alkebulan, on the possibility of a destee famblee reunion

gotta go get my stanky yankies

--Hodeee on his laundry :rolleyes: :huh: :uhoh: :lol: :laugh: :lol:

Hodeee, what are you TALKIN' bout???

--Sister Remby after Brotha Hodeee, mic in hand, started speakin on a random new subject for the 7th time in 2 minutes :confused: :confused: :nuts: :fairy: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :smash:

CHANGES HE AINT THAT NEW........LET IT GOoooooooooooo!!!!!!!
DANG....
GO TO YA CORNER

:smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash: :smash:

Le mic bro???

--Python tryin to get the new brotha from France to take the mic :smash: :laugh: :lol: :smash: :lol: :huh: :huh: :lol:

Le mic bro???

--Python tryin to get the new brotha from France to take the mic :smash: :laugh: :lol: :smash: :lol: :huh: :huh: :lol:


rofl.....rofl

smh

Nita :heart:

"don't make me get my buttah knife out and spread ya!!!"

nita...another famous buttah knife quote...
lol

yeah story.....

my butter knife gettin much love in here....lol :wave:

I said BREASTESSES!!!!! :laugh: :lol: :laugh:

--Sista Destee . . . i dont even KNOW what she was talkin bout any more

You done cut me off in da middle of my Cyber-Mackification!!!!

--Queen Destee, who apparently thinks she's a mack now :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :huh: :spin: :laugh:

Brother Changes ... it wasn't me! ... :wink:

:heart:

Destee

@ yall.....lol

What about....

"I was out there Buck Nekked, on the information super highway"
lololol....Destee

"I do what I can do whenever I can do it"

Python

"Where you going, Brother Monetary? Where you going? Brother you need to stay for this." by Keita

...upon my exiting one of his many classes early.

"See...I know ya'll was thinking about this." by Keita

"Let's pause and have a moment of silence" by Keita

...as he was teaching one of classes. The brotha had me rollin'. We actually paused during chat. I believe I bowed my head and everything. :lol:

smh @ money lol
LOL @ changes

Aiight....

"I wanna sing this song for YOU sistah mocha to make ME feel special."
-Changes_Changes

*Apparently brotha changes feels good outa makin our eardrums feel bad :nuts: :lol:*

lol@Money....heheheheh :lol:
yup...changes...she got you....lolol :wave:

:cry: I witnessed...this event
a version of "His eye is on the sparrow"...that I've never heard before... :jawdrop:


Brother Changes...knows that I LOVE him...but let's just stick to the
master plan...Sister Mocha brought out a side of the brother that
left me "awe struck"...in a direct sense of the phrase... :confused: lol...
but he's so cute...I can't help but love him... :kiss:

HAHAAHAHAH ya'll aint right - hahaha yall just aint right

uhhh ... Famblee ... i see there are a few of you ... (Brother Changes and Sister Nita Mae) ... that have not read the newly revised version of the Famblee Member Voice Chat Manual ... well, next time you're in voice chat (http://destee.com/chat) ... look under your seat and you'll find the manual. Pull it out and turn to Page 1257, Chapter 384, Paragraph 3, Line 58 ... it now reads ... Rule # 834 ... do not repeat anything Destee says in text or on the mic ... :wink:

:heart:

Destee

ps ... Nita Mae, put the manual back when you're finished ... don't be try'n ta start your own private book collection! :lol:

Destee....lolol
see I didn't know about this rule because I'm only on page fiftyleven..chapter 367 paragraph 6 line 14 the 3rd word from the right...lololol..thas why I aint know about dis here rule yet......since I havn't "officially" read that rule yet...I guess I can still break it...lQQkin.......hehehehehe... :angel:

lol @ Nita Mae ... jes' like you to be try'n ta find a loop hole ... focus Sister ... focus!

lol ... you so krazee

:heart:

Destee

lol @ Nita Mae ... jes' like you to be try'n ta find a loop hole ... focus Sister ... focus!

lol ... you so krazee

:heart:

Destee

Don't know how I forgot this one...you can see this one for yourselves folks

Destee "You so krazee"

lol..lol

Ok destee but umm didnt u know? me and nita mae and the rest of us got our manuals from
POOKIE AND RAY RAYS 2 for 1 special/BAR-B-QUE shack/Hair & nail salon
so ummm we dont have all dem pages lolol shoo my book stop at 10, well 7 if u dont count the pages that fell off :lol:

triniti's famous phrase.....
I'M ALL CONFLUSTERATED!!!
lol said whenever she's confused...
:heart:
-story

hehehe@ story
actuallyyyyyy lol thas a word I heard from Queen Destee and her radio voice King Monetary :lol:

Right Trin...but you forgot to mention that not only does Pookie and Ray Ray
have their own BBQ shack/Hair-Nail salon....but it tripples as a Gold tooth shop as well. So you can get a gold tooth..eat some ribs and get ya hair and nails done at the same time and place...lolololol....Oh if you get a gold tooth..make sure you pay on time...cause the will take it and resale it..lolol

Ok destee but umm didnt u know? me and nita mae and the rest of us got our manuals from
POOKIE AND RAY RAYS 2 for 1 special/BAR-B-QUE shack/Hair & nail salon
so ummm we dont have all dem pages lolol shoo my book stop at 10, well 7 if u dont count the pages that fell off :lol:

Nita,

WOW . . . just . . .WOW

Nita,

WOW . . . just . . .WOW


Heeey Brutha :luvv:
Just wanted to thank you for startin this thread.... I love seein the family laughing and sharing from the heart.
Thanks so much!!!!! :wave:
Nita
:heart:

"TURTLE, DO YOU WALK SLOW?"

"Money, you a cerk"


Thats the new over seas ebonics, lol


:new: WORD>>>>>>CERK

turtle...what in the world is cerk? and now that i think of it...u do kinda walk slow....hmmmm...lol...
-story

:lol: @ turtle LOL u walkin SLowwwwwwwwwwwwwww QQ till destee come :laugh:
yall aint neva seen a Turtle move so FAST :lol:

i love my Brother Turtle ... :love: ... slow or fast

:heart:

Destee

wait wait wait ... i got one ...

"would you like me to stroke your icon"

lol ... oh my gosh ... that's Nita Mae yall ... :lol:

did i get it right Nita ?! ... :lol:

:heart:

Destee

ps ... don't forget rule # 834 ... it reads as follows ... do not repeat anything Destee says in text or on the mic ... :nono: ... folk must be present to experience such things ... :wink:

@ Turtle....
and cerk...this was a trip.....lolol..Money you made that woman so mad she had to create a word for you...lolol...smh

Destee....lolol

Yes,...lolol
You know I love to stroke menzes icons eva so gently......lolol

May I please have a Clarifamication of da situmawation ?

comments by our own sweet sista triniti herself

I know this is not a funny Quote, but I will post it anyway due to some recent issues....


:heart: "Show Love, Give Love, Be Love" :heart:

Quote by Nita

:look: Thank you for the much needed affection.
Colia

"You anger me...I will smite thee with a wet biscuit"
-I AM THAT I AM aka Nita pita's alias #321,456,478,999,478

:lol: :lol: Destee had me laughin talkin bout its too corny to be Nita mae...:laugh: but it wassss her :laugh: Where would we be without our nita pita mae aka bonequisha lisha aka errythang else u aint eva thought of :lol:

:new:

"Why cant they see us?"

Our beloved Destee when the joke was on her! :huh:

Python ... :smash: ... MzBlk ... :smash: ... Nita ... :smash: ... Turtle!!!! ... :smash:

:heart:

Destee

:laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: I was so conflusterated LOL the cyber prankin was interupting my "FINALLY GOT MY "A" TO STAY" celebration :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

lol Trin ... it shole did ... you should be :smash: 'em too !!!! :wink:

mess'n up a good celebration! :nono:

:heart:

Destee

:lol: :lol: Well I was dancin by myself in the corner :lol: :lol: smh its sad I know :lol: :lol:

:lol: :laugh: we still :heart: yall :laugh: :laugh:

man that was funny come on now
tell the truth

:laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol:

:angel:

y'all wild ....but i wuv ya !
all this stuff have me crying laughing ova here

ummm Rich QQ


da brotha
with one sock on
one cowboy boot on
and poka dot boxers
and a hola hoop
and the new look
with the bunny hat
with ears.....hmmmmm
:laugh: :lol: :laugh:

Quote: time i take flyte Up uP UP and awayyyyyyyyyy))))))))>

Where ya going???? :laugh:

:confused: :lol:

and ya say we wild.....ok :lol:

well we still :luvv: ya......

"You anger me...I will smite thee with a wet biscuit"
-I AM THAT I AM aka Nita pita's alias #321,456,478,999,478

:lol: :lol: Destee had me laughin talkin bout its too corny to be Nita mae...:laugh: but it wassss her :laugh: Where would we be without our nita pita mae aka bonequisha lisha aka errythang else u aint eva thought of :lol:


rofl......rofl...Maaaaaaan....lololololol...whew Trin girl....you got me...lol@ #391738748478349854JFSUEH3Fifty-leven...lolol

Yall got me rollin....I love you guys, you're so gullible...I mean giving..lQQking..lololol :laugh:

"NO YOU-"
"No you-"
"NO YOU-"
"No you-"
"NO YOU-"
"no you-"
QQ
QQ
QQ
QQ
- THE PYTHON & ANGEL Saga lol if it aint one thing its anotha lol

Does anyone still use the voice chat thing?

lol Yep :P

lol yall so crazy, i miss yall so much...i'm comin back though so watch out...
:heart:
-story

Ok this happned saturday but it was just 2 funny not to add...........

King James said ............."Monetary will u sisng 4 me?" LMAO!

Ok I dont know about you but i was rolling out of my chair! :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: Forget this I could never put enough laughing faces up here to ecpress how I was in tears!

Python....you ain't right. You were in my PMs talkin' 'bout..."Yeah, bruh...sing for the man...sing for the man."

I was on the mic like...what in the...?

These young folks I tell ya. It's Destee's fault. Age limit I tell ya...age limit. :D

i see yall got issues....:lol:

but to let yall know we love Mr Money more when he dont sing :)
:lol:

what you talkin' about, woman? Shooooo, I can blow. I think I'mma give a concert tonight. :D

I know I was bro I know I was... He had me rolling...lmao

I just had to get it oput my system everytime I think about it i start :roll: ing...LOL

Mr Money

yes you are correct....you can blow hot air..:lol:
but i love you and have respect for ya sweetie
that Special Ed comin out ya now i see....:)

:lol: @ python OMG i thought i was the only one fallin out at that one LOLLLLLLLLL smh and here i was like WHAT THE HEY YOU BETTA NOT ASK MONEY TO SING...oh wait king JACKSON???!!! :lol: well then by all means LOLLLL power to ya go right ahead :lol: :laugh: hehehe musta been all dem signature monetary moans gettin him curious LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

lol y'all wild in chat i tell ya !

WE MISS YOU NITRA!!!!! :grouphug:

:crying: Nita where are u :?:
:cuss: We have to fix this problem :jam:

Love u little sis :love:

:thinking: ............... who knows how to hook up the internet through a cd player and a speaker box.... we gotta get nita back! :crying:

:thinking: ............... who knows how to hook up the internet through a cd player and a speaker box.... we gotta get nita back! :crying:

lol Brother Python ... now that's love ... even if it is "Pookey & Ray Ray" kinda love ... but dat's da kinda love our Sister Nita Mae know best ... so when she see this ... she gonna break down cry'n ... :cry: :cry: ... lol

Whew Lawd!

I miss our Sister too ... dang.

:heart:

Destee

I jus happen to be changing the lightbulbs here in the voice chat quote forum and I see yall talkin bout me. I might have been down for a minute but I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaack!!! Yeah it took a while but you know how Pookies and Ray ray's customer service hotline is. Their customer care line is a Cricket phone with call waiting....smh...lol. I guess that's what you get when you shop ghetto....rofl .....smh again.

I love yall too and am so glad to be back even if I had to downsize to dial suck...I mean dial up...lol

Have we forgotten about this thread?...lol

uhhh ... Famblee ... i see there are a few of you ... (Brother Changes and Sister Nita Mae) ... that have not read the newly revised version of the Famblee Member Voice Chat Manual ... well, next time you're in voice chat (http://destee.com/chat) ... look under your seat and you'll find the manual. Pull it out and turn to Page 1257, Chapter 384, Paragraph 3, Line 58 ... it now reads ... Rule # 834 ... do not repeat anything Destee says in text or on the mic ... :wink:

:heart:

Destee

ps ... Nita Mae, put the manual back when you're finished ... don't be try'n ta start your own private book collection! :lol:
I forgot about the manual...Lawd!!!!!..gotta bring it back ..lol

I think we have forgotten
This thread has been sent away
Its not forgotten just overlooked
why why why

I think we have forgotten
This thread has been sent away
Its not forgotten just overlooked
why why why

I people have over lQQked this thread 4 far too long

I was paid off not to Quote certain folk but I may have to breach my agreement to get thangs movin again... lQQkin ...lol

lol yes Nita
Rules are made to be broken
I am a rule breaker lol
Not really but I like this idea
Sister Nita

turning stones again to get quotes of chatters....

Another famous Destee Quote about Nita Mae...lol

you wouldn't be Nita ... without da krazee