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THINGS YOU DON'T WANT 2 HEAR IN SURGERY

naija-man
03-04-2004, 10:03 AM
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

There go the lights again...

"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys.. and this guy's got two of' em.

Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.

What's this doing here?

That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!

Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...

This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

What do you mean "You want a divorce"!

FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

****! Page 32 of the manual is missing!

Pharaoh Jahil
03-04-2004, 10:34 AM
Peace



LOL, this was comedy......

panafrica
03-04-2004, 11:23 AM
:laugh: pretty good

NNQueen
03-04-2004, 03:31 PM
Naija-man, thank you for lightening things up some by bringing some laughter into our community. :lol:

Queenie :spinstar:

the_story
03-04-2004, 04:11 PM
lol...this is funny...
-story

triniti424
03-04-2004, 04:11 PM
:lol: :laugh:

$$RICH$$
03-04-2004, 04:48 PM
dis was str8 cool & wild
sho nuff don't wanna hear all this
my butt on the line here ..lol funny drop
thankz for the uplift

watzinaname
03-04-2004, 07:19 PM
Thanks for posting this, it sure is funny, as long as it doesn't really happen to me...lol...

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