:hot: BURNT CHICKEN :hot:


I try to eat healthy :coffee:
I try to eat right
That's one reason I chose, to cook chicken tonight
Cream corn in the middle
and a roll on da side
Chicken rightly seasoned
Baked not fried


It was almost done
then the phone starts to ring
take a lQQk at my I.D. :eek:
and it said Ding-A-Ling
Oh no, It's my husband :jawdrop:
well, ex soon to be :deal:
He said he wanted freedom
So why He callin Me? :confused:


I tried to make it quick
but he kept goin on :uhoh:
askin dumb questions...
shoulda hung up the phone


But I tried to be nice
took my time out to listen
Even tho he WONT admit it
my love's what he's missin


Then out the kitchen I see smoke
seepin out my stove
That old commercial came to mind
Remember
Stop :nono:
Drop :jawdrop:
AND
Roll :rolling:

Though the smoke did not choke
My anger soon starts ta tickin :mad:
I stood and shook my head
Fingers I'll NOT be lickin

The NPC strikes again (Nappy.Crappy.Pappy)
I try not to be trippin
Can't help but to hate
he made me burnt up my chicken

Loved your story
so nice to listen
did he tell you what he's missing?
Some where I heard if a women burns her cooking
She is in LOVE
is THIS TRUE?


:hot: BURNT CHICKEN :hot:


I try to eat healthy :coffee:
I try to eat right
That's one reason I chose, to cook chicken tonight
Cream corn in the middle
and a roll on da side
Chicken rightly seasoned
Baked not fried


It was almost done
then the phone starts to ring
take a lQQk at my I.D. :eek:
and it said Ding-A-Ling
Oh no, It's my husband :jawdrop:
well, ex soon to be :deal:
He said he wanted freedom
So why He callin Me? :confused:


I tried to make it quick
but he kept goin on :uhoh:
askin dumb questions...
shoulda hung up the phone


But I tried to be nice
took my time out to listen
Even tho he WONT admit it
my love's what he's missin


Then out the kitchen I see smoke
seepin out my stove
That old commercial came to mind
Remember
Stop :nono:
Drop :jawdrop:
AND
Roll :rolling:

Though the smoke did not choke
My anger soon starts ta tickin :mad:
I stood and shook my head
Fingers I'll NOT be lickin

The NPC strikes again (Nappy.Crappy.Pappy)
I try not to be trippin
Can't help but to hate
he made me burnt up my chicken

Well, next time I guess you'll just have him leave a message, Miss Caller ID Lady. This was a fun read, you're not the first to have burnt up a meal while on the phone... Guess you had to give the colonel a call...lol.

lol...........beter do it right next time
i like dis here .....gurl ya wild

This was funny- you're a good story-teller, had me smiling. Thanks for the smile.

JAH Love is ONE.

lol....gurl u to much
this was off it
but i feel ya
lol
Peace
Angel

Thanks family

thanks mba..lol I know I'm off...lol
yeshujah...thanks 4 makin me smile
$$RICH$$ wildstyle does it again...lol
watzinaname..thanks for admitt"n I'm not the only one that happens to..lol
Alpha...Hursh...lol...lol

LAWD! this done cracked me right up, sis. :lol: I love this tight humor drop.

All I wanted to do was talk about my day why U have to write about me?? :cry:
LMBAO! Girl u are wild as the day is long...lol :ohmy:

Nita,
i enjoyed this read, it's creative, wild, funny and well put together, flows good and keeps the attention................... :lol:

don't thank me..thank the factors in my life that help to bring about these stories...lol
thanks erybody for show'N me so much love.

yo, i just stopped laughin...
you got a wonderful energy
that you flow so well into yo poetry...
i'm hungry now
let me go eat lunch...holla


One,
/antar

lol...Glad I could help bro...lol :spinn:

Come see...
Come see...
Come one come all.
come and see the hit new POEM.....

MOMMA DONE BURNNED UP THE CHICKEN!

:x:

oh uhhh.....YOU DON'T MESS WITH MY GURLLS CHICKEN!!!well done sistah...this mad me crack up laughin!
:heart:
-story

your poem is very well crafted...I love this wriiten word sista!

don't let dat cat make you burn up good chicken :mad: :lol:
i like how you broke this down my sista...mz. POET OF DA WEEK
lol.....
one love
khasm

lol...
You guys are a trip...lol
Khasm...this is the last time he'll make me burn anything as far as I'm concerned....lol
Thanks for all the love

flow on poet:laugh:
justy loving how you vibes
nice one..:)
Peace
BlueWater:heart:

THIS IS A GOOD ONE HERE!!!
LOVED IT ON CHAT TOO!!!!

Blue and Turtle

yeah I messed it up in chat but hey next time I'll be sure to make it right. :shades:

i see why u the poet of the week
congrats by the way
u have joined the destee skribe of fame
very creative

You just keep me smiling and laughing
but i would like to note...
you burnt the chicken..
now what can the mean...
did the roosters crow
keep you all aglow
you forgot the hen
roasting in the bin


thanks for the poem i really enjoyed the humor and the rhyme

Thanks spokesman and deepy...lol
didn't know about the rooster
didn't know about the hen
jus know I burnt my chicken
now I wanna kick him in his chin...lol