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Alkebulan
08-15-2003, 02:36 PM
ELEMENT: WOMAN
SYMBOL: WO
DISCOVERER: ADAM
ATOMIC MASS:
Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary from 40 to 200 Kg.
OCCURRENCE:
Copious quantities in all urban areas.

physical properties:

1. surface normally covered w a painted film.
2. boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason.
3. melts f given special treatment.
4. bitter f incorrectly used.
5. found n various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
6. yields pressure applied at correct points.

chemical properties:

1. has gr8 affinity 2 gold, silver & a range of precious stones.
2. absorbs gr8 quantities of xpensive substances.
3. may xplode spontaneously w/o prior warning & 4 no apparent reason.
4. nsoluble n liquids, but activity gr8ly ncreases by saturation n alcohol.
5. most powerful money reducing agent known 2 man.

common uses:

1. highly ornamental.
2. can b a gr8 aid n relaxation.
3. very effective cleaning agent.

tests:

1. pure specimen turns acorn brown when discovered n the natural state.
2. turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

hazards:

1. hi ly dangerous xcept n xperienced hands.
2. illegal 2 possess more than 1, although several can b
maintained at different locations as long as specimens don't come
n2 contact w each other.

Jazz4u
08-15-2003, 11:07 PM
lmao

$$RICH$$
08-22-2003, 04:07 AM
u bust my side wit this one LOL

true love
08-29-2003, 10:49 AM
This was so funny!

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