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Alkebulan
12-03-2002, 02:19 PM
artery......................the study of paintings.
benign......................what u b after u b eight.
bacteria....................back door to cafeteria.
barium......................what doctors do when patients die.
cesarean section............a neighborhood n rome.
cat scan....................searching 4 kitty.


cauterize...................made eye contact w her.
coma........................a punctuation mark.
dilate......................to live long.
enema.......................not a friend.
fester......................quicker than someone else.
fibula......................a small lie.

hangnail....................what u hang ur coat on.
impotent....................distinguished, well known.
labor pain..................getting hurt at work.
medical staff...............a doctor's cane.
morbid......................a higher offer than i bid.
nitrates....................cheaper than day rates.
node........................I knew it.
pelvis......................2nd cousin 2 elvis.
post operative..............a letter carrier.

rectum......................darn near killed him.
seizure.....................roman emperor.
tablet......................a small table.
tumor.......................more than 1.
urine.......................opposite of u're out
varicose....................near by

poeticdelight
12-03-2002, 02:31 PM
pd

PurpleMoons
05-07-2003, 04:54 PM
ha!ha!ha!lol

$$RICH$$
06-25-2003, 02:46 AM
dis was too funny !! lol hahahahahaha.........

Changes_Changes
07-08-2004, 03:04 AM
HAHAHAHAHHAHA this is nice

Isaiah
07-12-2004, 12:50 PM
BROTHER ALKEBULAN, YOU FUNNY, MAN(LOL!) Straight up!(smile!)

Peace!
Isaiah

watzinaname
07-12-2004, 01:09 PM
These sure were funny...lol...thanks for this.

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