3 jamaican sons left home, went out on their own & prospered.
getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to
give to their elderly mother.

the 1st son said, "me bill a big house wid land an gi fi wi muma."
the 2nd son said, "me sen har a cris a mercedes benz wid a
driver."

the 3rd smiled & said, "me beat de both a u. u memba how mama
used 2 love read har bible? & u know seh she cyaan c 2 good.
me sen har a church parrot dat recite de entire bible. it took
elders n the church 15 yrs fe teach him. him exclusive man. mama jus ha fe name de chapter an verse, & de parrot will recite it."

soon thereafter, mother sent out her letters of thanks:
milton," she wrote 1 son, "a weh do u bwoy, a chupid yu chupid
so. de house u buill 2 huge. a me 1 live hinna 1 room, but me
always ha fe a clean de whole house."
winston," she wrote 2 another, "u a eedyatt bwoy, u done know me 2 old fe travel. me always hinna de yard, so me no use the mercedes. & the driver, im 2 dyam feisty!"

dearest fitzroy," she wrote 2 her 3rd son, "u hv the good
sense fe know what ur mother likes. the chicken was delicious."

hahahaha!!

lololol

SHE ATE DA WHOLE THANG!!!!!

that's funny!

Ok I am crying over here!!:x:

that's why anything with wings gotta run from black folks.... we get some hot chicken/fish grease goin, and lQQk out.....lol

that was hilarious, and it's probly a true story cause im a jamaican and my muma would have done tha same somthin

*smh* Well, what can i tell you? LOL.... *wiping away tears*