things u don t want 2 hear or say n bed:


on 2nd thought, let's turn off the lights.

got any penicillin?

when is this supposed to feel good?

u're good enough to do this for a living.

but everybody looks funny naked.

how long do u plan 2b 'almost there'?

is that u i smell?

have u ever considered liposuction?

have u seen fatal attraction?

keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper.

this would b more fun w some more people, is ur brother at home?

hey, when is it going 2b my friend's turn?

did i mention the video camera?

my old boyfriend used 2 do it a lot longer!

& to think i was really trying to pick up ur friend!

hope u're looking as good when I'm sober.....

i thought u had the keys 2 the handcuffs!

did I tell u my aunt martha died n this bed?

i think i ve changed my mind

who were u expectin ta please w that?

could we just get this over as quickly as possible

i d like 2 see u again next week f my herpes doesen t flare up

now dat's some scary funny **** !
shut up!
lay down
do it right
to da left
why u laughing!?

That was a little too funny...To make my boyfriend mad I'm gon use that one " when is supposed to feel good" that's gon piss him off and crack me up...keep the jokes coming though..it was too funny!

lol I needed that! Too funny. I could just imagine the looks on the face of the significant other being told those lines....

hey! lets call this, things to say in bed when you want to get rid of some one. thanks doc thats funny

this was too much :lol:

This is too funny... a mess some of these questions... man could hurt a sista or brotha...

Much Love

These are some good ones Doctor.. I thought for a moment I may have heard one of these..sounded familiar. I think it was the getting it over quick one.. real funny DOC. Then it was time for a smoke :smokin:

Hey that guy smoking has cool shades like my dog wolfie.

lol...smh...this was funny

Yikes, with comments like these, best to get your pjs on and just say goodnight...lol.

Tooooo funny!!!The two of u r really funny looool.