the 10 commandments - ebonics style

I. i'm god. don't play me.
( am the lord thy god, thou shalt not have any other
gods before me)

II. don't be makin no ef'd up hood ornaments and charms that
looks like me
(thou shalt not have any graven images)

III. don't be callin' me for no reason & sh_t
(thou shalt not use the name of the lord thy god in
vain)

IV. y'all betta b n church
(remember the sabbath and keep it holy)

V. don't dis or cuss out yo momma....& f u don't know who ya daddy is, don' dis him neither.
(honor thy father and mother)

VI. don't be goin' on no drive bys wit no trifflin *** punks
(thou shalt not kill)

VII. stick to ya own Boo
(thou shalt not commit adultery)

VIII. don't be borrowing stuff & then tryin ta claim it.
(thou shalt not steal)

IX. don't b snitchin' on the otha' man to save ur behind (thou shalt not bear false witness against thy
neighbor)

X. don't b eyein' (skeeming) yo homie's woman, or
nuffin.
(thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife)

haha :)

nice

pd

:toast: I feel u on that it's about time somebody put some black in the word:) I wish I thought of it.

lol...smh
yall wild :peace:

oooooh, You wrong for that...lol...

hahahahaha!
dis was off da hook

LMAO!!!!ahahahah dis was bomb diggity yo! lolzZ! haha luv'd it! :jumping:
-LYriCaL-pAsSioN

Real funny. Now, watch out for that bolt of lightning...

Hold on Alkebulan, you forgot commandment 'no. 11...
"11th Commandment: Us'es should always practice what we's preach." :deal:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :lol: :lol:

ps...don't :nono: lose your day job either !!